I do not respect the grind. Go to bed
i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'
only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life
A small price to pay to ponder mein orbs...
Love it when you put butter into a pan that's still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl
consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?
consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.
This post is about lactose intolerance I can smell it.
girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come
the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
Iwasnt watching it. Time measurement for the everyman
Do you think that Obi Wan ever threw his arms up and said “Anakin, I’m getting sick and tired of these shenanakins”?
I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.
Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"
and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"
I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines
addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out
daily affirmations: you are isildur’s heir, not isildur himself. You are not bound to his fate.
Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
I don't think Whiplash was tryna make broad statements about abuse or artistic genius. I think it's just about two fucked up dudes getting into a super unhealthy relationship w each other. Like normally I see two dudes in a situation and 99% of the time I'm like "These guys? They represent Society" but not for Whiplash I sincerely think it's just about two fucked freaks with super skewed ideas about art getting obsessed with each other tbh
Like what if two people sincerely thought genius is born from/proven by overcoming odds so the best way to nurture genius was by giving you as many odds as possible so you have more to overcome. And what if those two people met each other and one was like "I'm going to fuck this guy up, for art" and the other was like "I can take whatever life ruining thing this guy dishes out, for art." And everybody else was like "What the fuck is wrong with you two. Prison for one and lifetime therapy for the other." But they were like "No you just don't get it. I need him. This movie is about music not abusive sadomasochism I swear" that's Whiplash. To me