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How're you? You can call me Renee. Icon by just-a-small-town-lich

Isabela, Anders, after being told for their whole lives that they are inherently bad people and now they believe it: you're too good to be hanging around with me. We are nothing alike. You are a hero and I am a snake/monster.

Hawke, an apostate mercenary: I kill people for money and have been doing so since we met. I literally do not understand.

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the concept of having a girlfriend is insane a girl laughs at your jokes enough times and then you’re like i guess it’s my life’s mission to make you do that forever

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sometimes a girl will smile at you and you’ll like it so much you won’t care about seeing anything else ever again

I sat with a crying second grader today. (The age range is outside my wheelhouse but I was the most convenient adult.) He was crying, the other adults said, because his brother took a phone he was playing on. “Phone addicted,” everybody said. “If he would get up and play games with the other kids he wouldn’t be crying.”

He told me everyone lets his brother take things from him because his brother is younger, and doesn’t know better. He told me he doesn’t want to play because he’s tired, he has too many extracurriculars this summer and can’t get good sleep because “everyone in my camper is so loud when I’m trying to sleep.” He’s exhausted and only eight. His mom’s an acquaintance and told me she and the kid’s father are going through a separation — mom and four kids left the house to stay in a camper.

But people will seriously not listen to kids crying over seemingly minor things because on the surface it looks like a tantrum. If kids are given the space to articulate themselves they often will.

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“Kirk being your favorite Star Trek captain is a red flag—“ shut the fuck up I am bopping you over the head with inflatable hammers. Look past the misguided pop culture conception of Kirk as a womanizing jerk and see the golden-hearted bookworm who fiercely loves his crewmates and chugs Respect Women Juice within

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

every time someone posts this video, a dudebro cries

[Transcript:

Host: One of the questions I got on Twitter was is Dennis Reynolds vaguely bisexual? Glenn Howerton: Oh, I think all of the characters are. I don’t even know if it’s vaguely.

Rob McElhenney: Mac’s straight up gay. Have you not figured that out?

Charlie Day: I think Dennis Reynolds is trisexual.

Kaitlin Olson: Yeah.

Glenn Howerton: Oh, yeah. Yeah.

*Glenn and Charlie high five*

Danny Devito: Yeah the show is called Always Sunny. Always… Sunny in Philadelphia.

Glenn Howerton: Which means?

Kaitlin Olson: What does that mean though?

Danny Devito: It means we go all ways.

Kaitlin Olson: Sunny in all ways.

Glenn Howerton: All ways.

The cast, in unison: All ways.

Glenn Howerton: Gotcha, gotcha.

Host: It has two meanings.

Glenn Howerton: Right? See? Yeah. Yeah.

Danny Devito: Both ways, both ways.

End Transcript]