Hello

some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.

help the author literally gave no further explanation

Jim wrote this

What's funny to me is that the person who wrote this was coworkers with Leonard Nimoy, and was just like, comfortable with putting this in print

yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me

*touching your fandom-related tattoos* promise youll stop for me 🥺

fuck you

respect this or get the hell out of my life

op fuck you and look at my kermit tramp stamp

let's be mutuals again in our next life

GIRLS?????????? GIRLIES????????? HELLO??????????

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

Bill Watterson · Calvin and Hobbes (March 20, 1987)

Alistair buddy are U alright. Do U need a bandaid or something pal, talk to me

Perhaps some of yall should go to the devil sacrament once or twice, actually, see the sights, loosen up a bit

honestly

Yes of course canon x oc ships are Fantastic but allow me to offer an alternate option thats WAY funnier: canon character who’s life is Plagued and Haunted by your ocs. Who cannot stand your oc and dreads every waking second that your oc might cross their path and their day will be irrepreably ruined.

chronic illness mood of the week

Did I stutter

Spoilers i guess??? Though maybe calling it a spoiler is itself a spoiler???

Timey Wimey stuff in my usual Time-Travel Sci-Fi show:

Timey Wimey stuff in Star Trek: