My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

🌸Source: ciaraturnerart🌸

Now that this event is nearing the end, allow me to talk about how much I love the design choices in this play

more of the modern university au ❤️

come on

this is fucked up 

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

this is unlocking something insane in my head to be fair

ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?

holy shit

Me, getting my man to eat me out

no!!!!!!!! don’t do this to my post!!!!!!!

its time to get into the food industry

hmmm, it could use a little something

try seasoning

when dogs want to play & do this, like if you agree

Sorry I’ve been so inactive I was at the circus

you mean at home?

In the future you will stand at the grave of god, which I dug, weeping and I will be the only creature you will be able to answer to. You will beg for death but due to what you said today, I will deprive you of that luxury

why is there a michaels crafts group chat

for fights

FUCK i wish i knew about this before i got kciked out of marshals the last time. lucky for me i stole a shoe rack on my way ouut so it wasnt a total loss

IDK i just kinda pulled the whole rack oyut. one of the fucking employees managed to fuckinvg taze me but i still got away so sucks for them. heh.

hi guys love the narrative you’re weaving but my one critique is that this is about the craft store “michaels crafts” and not the home goods store “marshalls”

Reviewing 1950s Nuclear Family Barbecuing Art

Notice how the wife is in the background waving for help before she plans to toss her son into the river, she wishes the husband would look at her, but the husband only cares for MEAT– pay attention to these themes for they will show up later.

wife is still in the background and MEAT is still in the foreground, but she is happy this time in her virginal white dress and all is right with the world. There son has yet to be tossed into the river.

TWO children now with a girl child learning to dispense not only MEAT but alcohol, the wife is in the background, but her smile is frozen and stiff on her face. She knows what the raggedy anne doll at the bottom knows.

everyone is so fucking HYPED for this new meat STICK– no longer limited to the round, finite circle. The father is the most excited of all. Watch as friend Tommy enters the scene from the background and the wife is now wearing pink instead of white. She will never return to her perfect unknowing ways.

1950s gay fucking panic. the circular meat is burning. the wife is wearing red. Jimmy and Tommy are going to go on a “fishing trip” and he won’t look her in the eye when they return. The other wife in white lives in ignorance, but not for long as DOUBT enters her expression.

the wife has finally taken center stage. She sets the table without looking at her husband who stands guiltily with his weird magic stick in the background. The daughter rushes away from her brother who has emerged from the river to hover across the ground and seek vengeance.

They are a broken family with only MEAT in the center left to remain.

I did a crossover with my fave boys

baby time x2

nose job turkey

an addition…

-maximus

WHO IS ENTERING MY HOME AND STEALING MY SOUL???

my new moodboard

a rollercoaster from start to finish