My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

they didn’t ban yaoi

And so a single star shines on us in this endless night of oppression and despair

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Romeo and Juliet

Oh to be

Breakfast in bed

Indulgence....

bed in breakfast

Teach your kids that cooking and cleaning are basic life skills. Not gender roles.

Ch😅

Momma Possumbus

She’s taking them to school too

if shes your girl why is she tormenting me with visions

if shes your girl can u ask her to stop

im no boobologist but ill take a look

medicine commercials:

This belongs to a fucking flight school can you fucking imagine. This Cessna is calling you a slur

bigweld

bigweld

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated

Sign outside Tumblr: “This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. …”

id: screenshot of tags reading “the wildlife carries on in the ruins like nothing ever happened”

Sometimes you can hear voices from the trees...

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

bestie is just becoming the chiller version of comrade

we have nothing to lose but our chains, bestie

me: *is a living train wreck*  yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)