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why would someone do such a thing

NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO!! This one is filled with good, ole fashioned adult content, so… Hope you enjoy!! XD

THIS MADE MY DAY

This. Is. Amazing. <3

i'd be the guy that burns down his house for putting a plastic plate on the stove

Open your pie hole….ooooopeeen yooooour piiiiee hooooooollllee.

uhh... dennys, are you.... um.... okay?

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

accurate

The Trickery 🐶

This is beautiful and I love it.

accurate

AS ONE DOES.

HE UNLEASHED 525 MILLION ANTS

Jesus fuck

The pugs face

ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted

holy shit.. now I can't sleep because of this

I am now crying

wat

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

Sometimes an artist just finds a niche and runs with it.

Take Eduard von Grützner, for example. German painter back in the early 1900s. He tried a whole bunch of stuff over the course of his career, but eventually he settled into doing paintings of fat, sassy monks drinking booze.

Just tubby old priests getting plastered.

He did dozens of these things.

Today it’s literally all he’s known for.

You do your thing, Eddie. You do your thing.

I’m obliged to reblog this because the bottom one was my icon for about 2 years

this. when your disappointed. this.

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever watched

I’ve watched this like 10 times lmao

Have some faith in humanity!

THE LAST ONE.

I reblogged so fast for the last one.

I’ve seen many cruelties in this world, but those are small in comparison to the kind light shown by many. This makes me cry because it shows there is hope for this world.

can't not reblog

February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. 

Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years.

But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask? 

October 32nd, Halloween: Part II.

you’re the genius this generation needs tbh

I've always been annoyed by the uneven amounts days in the month. and you've solved it. thank you. I can sleep better at night

Trying to Figure Out Someone Else’s Shower 🚿 by Thomas Sanders

every time

I love when court cases are called things like person vs. state because I like to imagine a single person fighting a whole state on their own out of sheer rage

I thought I was the only one