I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT
there is a VERY chaotic Cupid running around this village
^ that last comment 🤣
I never knew i needed this in my life, to believe there’s kindness that still exist in this world. Thank you God, i’m glad i lived
that’s just a regular platypus???
AH!!!! Perry the Platypus.
call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.
@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. that’s a thing you can measure. that’s a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if it’s actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. don’t do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.
Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? That’s fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.
Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them ‘broken’ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didn’t even notice, because she was busy actually training?
Shooting is a sport that has no reliance on strength and so any allowance for gender variation is irrelevant. The last time there was a mixed competition (1992) a chinese woman named Zhang Shan won it.
It’s often presented as for the benefit of women. After all, they’ll be heartbroken when they‘re hurt or bested by men.
Projection is a hell of a drug.
this is why they drug test Serena like crazy. the believe no woman should be that good. let alone a black woman. and black women have always been considered “manly” and less feminine.
also can we talk about how surfing is segregated as well? like how the dude who won this years international surfing cup or whatever was given $30,000 worth of prize money, while the woman who won the women’s comp was only awarded like $16,000 of prize money???? or whatever it was. but I know it was either half or less than half of what the man won. like why can’t they get the same prize money and when they’re competing internationally in the same competition? they surely have the same level of skill and talent.
the pay gap in sports between men and women is fucking insane.
The pay gaps, not to mention lack of sponsorships for women athletes who don’t look like models is insane. If you weigh over 250 pounds, no one will sponsor you. It’s why most female Olympic-class weightlifters live in poverty/out of their cars.
when you’re designing while inspired
when you’re designing and you’re not inspired
it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these
You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.
Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.
These make me so happy
I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one.
Those boys are perfect.
if i might add:
These images have enriched my life.
that one little girl really does play the younger version of every white protagonist right now… she has that market under control. Tonya Harding, Theo Crain, sabrina the teenage witch…etc. I cannot think of her name tho
Literally, her IMBd is just,
She’s like that one lady who only plays the same Cinderella’s step-sister for over 24 years.
lucy punch typecasted as wicked stepsister vs mckenna grace typecasted as flashback protagonist FIGHT
are you ready for my favorite fact?
If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.
that is my favorite fact
Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.
I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.
This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.
people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it
like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”
what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv
me, about to have my appendix removed in Victorian England:
random citizens there:
the bard:
happy bday to niall, and to my favorite twitter interaction of all time
“would you like the rest of my-”
if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents
actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15
if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)
while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
sorry i only have a dollar
:(
hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225
^my friend Vriska
if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
You can buy anything you want with $22500
yeah and they want soda and apply juice
apply juice to what
directly to the forehead
Great post guys
The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy?
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
The Moon landing was faked
Major words in Mario games have never used a G
please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible
What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers
@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?
y in mario party
this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing
your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu
there was a g in this one too tho
This was my instagram bio in 7th grade
this is literally the funniest thing ive ever read. your 7th grade self was a genius
