big thinky girl

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

I can trace my family lineage DIRECTLY to King Solomon and Cleopatra so maybe think twice b fore "trolling" me. Also many witches.

reblog this post to charge up The Contraption

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

you ever just feel like a creature of sorts. perhaps even a critter

yea

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

guys this post is turning a decade in 8 days

blinking loud as hell in the library

woahhhh

one of my favorite life moments tbh

Sometimes i think the Grindr Hunks and Other Cock Monsters only want me cuz im 8 foot tall & made of reinforced steel they dont give a fck about my sexual emotions & mental poetry

How I feel when I'm walking in the streets on a night with light rain and strong winds and my Spotify shuffle hits me with that "Quarto de Hotel" by Hareton Salvanini

Type of behavior I'm taking part in fr on god for real

real

after his previous escape I have again blasted this dumb fukcing Ferret with a second level spell of Hold Person . he will perish here

‘in his defence hes racist’

Despite it all, I do believe that things are getting better

Average gym shenanigans