Are You Still gay?
yeah my contract actually just got extended

Are You Still gay?
yeah my contract actually just got extended
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via mydearleonardo)
Ali Krieger when someone mentions Ashlyn Harris
my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness
*sees a pretty girl*
my brain: i hope shes gay i hope shes gay i hope shes gay i hope shes gay pls let her be gay
Me seeing gay couples in public: first of all, mood. Second of all I’m proud of u
id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time
ur a hoe
hoemosexual