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@houston-my-dash / houston-my-dash.tumblr.com

Izzy. 17. Chicago native 🌃👭

my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness

*sees a pretty girl*

my brain: i hope shes gay i hope shes gay i hope shes gay i hope shes gay pls let her be gay