pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs
waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
god gives his coolest girlfriends to his most loser reddit bros
my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
Bow down to your king
I can’t stop outdoing myself
Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right
You have lived an unimpressive life, and died an unimpressive death. Surprisingly, Odin welcomes you into Valhalla, citing the many battles with depression you fought.
Explosive decompression
smallest-feeblest-boggart
i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge
A big mood
blowyourhorn
I missed this video
Keeyum.
Anybody else start getting just as mad as her when she’s reading the inane fucking incomprehensible texts. DO YOU WANT THE CAKE OR NOT GINGER
WHERE IS HER OSCAR
I need her to make me a cheesecake 😭😭😭
I love the “Mom is single but she’s sadly not gay”
whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof!
chickenkeeping
apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes
80s chickens
yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing
chef hats/make-up brush hair
chickenkeeping
i love them thank you for the advice
chickenkeeping
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to Google what frizzles looked like normally and
STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn't think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on
I see OP himbofisher has had a bountiful harvest.
My cartoon for the latest issue of New Scientist.
Our world.
