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Mum Said Its My Turn On The Blog

@hotsinglehorsesinyourarea11037

gayness will ensue
Sleep was made to reset scenes in fiction
these posts narrate my conscience
like a bag of marbles, I’m incredibly unhinged

Cat in my lap, I open Pinterest with previous pin opening, in direct view of my cat. this would be fine if i wasn’t looking at rabbits

Why the FUCK is porygon a normal type. Who looked at this bitch and decided that checked out

Every other ‘normal’ fucker was just an animal that has the capacity to bleed. If this asshole is made of MEAT im not going to let this day end well for any of us. Especially porygon

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do you think he would have a crunchy outer shell like some kinda meat m&m?

Why would you make that an option

Why the FUCK is porygon a normal type. Who looked at this bitch and decided that checked out

Every other ‘normal’ fucker was just an animal that has the capacity to bleed. If this asshole is made of MEAT im not going to let this day end well for any of us. Especially porygon

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

your WHAT

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

MY

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

Watermelon

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

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I’m sorry what

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

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I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

THE HORNY WHAT?????

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Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

THE WHAT?!

THIS ONE

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I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

personally i’m at 96%

This post keeps getting worse

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

Ahem.

The what?

No. Canceled.

But why???

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

You sure that’s me?

Like are you sure that’s me??

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

Me every time wereralph posts

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People paid Actual Money for this website

The Wolf Master (nsfw)

The end of an era

i miss wereralph :(

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pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

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THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY

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They will NEVER kill the king!

something disastrous happened here

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THEY KILLED THE WEREWOLF CUM POST!!!!!

THE GUIDELINES BANNED THE PINEAPPLE GIF I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

Your username caught me so off guard then I read the 11037 and went “ohhhhhhh” after realizing this was completely normal

Your username is so weird by the way /cool

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I kinda looked at my options for a main account and decided it’s gonna take the piss on bots lmao. the 11037 is really just my danganronpa contribution