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I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN

“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”

“With great powers come great responsibilities”

The Boss is hilarious and extremely cool because, see, Solid Snake is a pop-culture icon of kickasstitude, his ‘superpower’ is literally being SO good at handling weaponry and using his head in a fight that he goes toe to toe with tanks and superpowered freaks of nature and wins, no powers, just some good ol’ cloning and a lot of field experience.

So MGS3 hits and we meet Naked Snake, AKA Big Boss, AKA the man they cloned Solid Snake from, as well as the final boss from the first two classic Metal Gears! The legend himself, Big damn Boss! You get to play Big Boss! Holy shit! And he has excellent controls, amazing CQC abilities, funny dialogue, the whole nine yards! You’re about to see the legend himself become the legend!

Half an hour into the game, you come face to face with his mentor, The Boss. “Oh, she’s the one that taught him everything, right? Is she gonna help Snake?”

And then she just

god damn

She just pulverizes him. Flips him around like a ragdoll, disassembles his pistol, breaks his arm, honest to god closed-fist punches his nose into a quantum reality from the sheer force with which her nuclear warhead she has the gall to call a fist impacted with his cranium, and then tosses him off a bridge.

Never before had Metal Gear as a franchise seen such a thorough ass-whooping. It was meant to establish The Boss as the greatest soldier that ever lived, and boy, let me tell you, it really, really worked. When the man that will become Big Boss in the future jobs to you, you know you are packing some serious canned heat.

The best part is that this is not played for male gaze in the slightest. Boss ain’t doing Frankensteiners or anything, she’s throwing straights and using a hybrid of Sambo and Systema to deliver the most cringe-inducing joint locks accompanied with the glorious sounds of bones shattering.

Now that is how you sell a character immediately.

teleports behind u…

WHO THE FUCK RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE

Twelve standard Dungeons & Dragons player character backstories:

She’s ass fugly . Ben could do better lol😂

Buddy is this really the hill you’re willing to die on?

IM….

We….

….ok but why my mans look like his whole body just radiates funk

I literally laughed out loud at “Straight twinks of America” like buddy you clearly don’t know what words mean….

This line was improvised, so Little’s reaction is 100% genuine here.

For Honor fan art by Erik Ly

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

HES BUSTIN OUT

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

Whoever had the idea of putting hundreds of top athletes with social media and wifi in the same village over the course of 2,5 weeks, deserves a medal. 

This is so damn cool!

I have to try this!

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

never TE OLG9 DO FATS

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