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@hotdante

Just a quick PSA:

Height advantage doesn't mean bedroom dominance

Thank you

people really measure out their spices? you’re really going to take out your little ¼ teaspoon? you’re afraid your food is going to taste too good?

In this house we just fuckin pour those bastard powders until the food changes colour and it feels spiritually correct

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Look, I like a homemade cheese sauce as much as the next dweeb, but a lot of food blogs’ insistence that it’s not a real mac and cheese unless the cheeses you’re using are older than God is just perplexing. Like, if I’m making mac and cheese, I’m not looking to have my palate challenged. Maybe your idea of comfort food tastes like getting punched in the mouth by a dairy farmer, but I’m not that dedicated to the cheese experience.