I have one ! The accuracy of the 3-D model to the real moon is incredible. I was able to match mine to NASA scans of the lunar surface just like they say, and was able to find exactly which side of the moon was facing me! Pretty friggin awesome.

My witch ass NEEDS one of these moon lights but the big one on that website is literally

$100

Can someone pLEASE get me one? I’ll love you forever and give you free tarot card readings 🔮

$100? in this economy?

pssst — they’re over half off for black friday!

the big moon is only $49 at the moment and there are two smaller moons for $39 and $29

I LOVE MINE!! BEST. NIGHTLIGHT. EVER.

It turns white or yellow and gives off a soft gentle glow that illuminates the room just enough without blinding you like the sun or your phone screen

It’s so comforting to look at while you fall asleep and looks just like the moon sitting in front of you.

Oh and it’s PORTABLE which is truly a blessing when you have to get up to pee in the night.

YOU JUST SAVED ME OVER $50 @beigebae thank you so much!!! you the real mvp.

The French really don’t fuck around.

If I’m gonna have to see and then report over a dozen porn bots every day can they at least give me like a daily grinding quest for it like it’s an MMO. Can I get some gold and a mediocre loot drop

no fear

not being able to find your plushie

one fear

Bra of the Forbidden One

Panties of the Forbidden One

Garters of the Forbidden One

Thigh Highs of the Forbidden One

JSBSJSNSJJSKSJS

I'm gonna be thinking about this all day

If you deadname someone in the death note it kills you

In one of the Death Note live action movies (I think it was Light Up the New World), a man changes his name after harboring guilt about past crimes and trying to atone (not even answering to that name). He's only killed after his new name gets put in the book, since he shed his old name.

Man wasn't trans, but if the logic applied to him, logic should apply to trans people too!

This rule implies that birth names are not necessarily the names given to you at birth.

That means you can change your name or consider yourself to have a new name and the death note recognizes it.

Death Note is an ally.

Diversity win! this Death Note kills trans people but doesn’t deadname them!

well yeah, they're deadnames, not deathnames

She got that sleepy bitch disease babey!!!

So poor people don’t deserve to have money?!

THEY’LL JUST WASTE IT ON SURVIVAL! 

Lmao this is so funny ♡

I think a big reason why "children are an oppressed group" gets (wrongly!) read as a "pedophile talking point" is that everyone treats children so terribly that actual child molesters can speedrun winning a kid's trust by like, actually respecting their needs and perspective, at least at first. Which means that the only way out of this mess is for all of us adults to treat children with respect, so that abusers can't use the rareness of that respect as a weapon.

Yeah I've been thinking a lot about how cults will prey on marginalized people and how it's so much easier to push an "us versus them" mentality on a person who already (legitimately, accurately) perceives the world as hostile to them

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

workplace comedy sketch where a nuclear power engineer and a paranormal investigator get their equipment mixed up and go to their respective jobs unaware of the difference

nuclear plant engineer: guys i think the reactor core's haunted

nuclear plant foreman: what?

engineer: *holding up the screaming spirit box* reactor core's haunted

[meanwhile]

paranormal investigator: so the good news is, your problem isn't ghosts

family who recently purchased an apparently haunted house: oh that's great! what's the bad news though

paranormal investigator: well. uh. let's see. how much do you know about the chernobyl disaster.

Honestly, that's part of the reason why functioning labels suck

Reddit just discovered color theory

*steps out of my room covered in blood, severely disheveled, and with signs of having been crying for hours* I sent that e-mail I had to send

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

wonder woman out here still saving lives

WHO THE FUCK CHOSE THIS PLAY STORE ICON