girl wtf is this musical 😭😭

it’s not just a bad musical it’s so redundant. jon did NOT need so many lines about being a weeb. we did not need “oh teenagers are so rebellious. but what if. their phones 🤣”

I think I would also be so much more forgiving if I actually knew wtf this one was about. even if I didn’t like the concept I would be much more invested knowing something is about to happen. if npmd was just two more hours of these poorly written love dynamics I wouldn’t be surprised because when you consider it there is no tension or hints at the horror of this show. the death of Richie in the beginning tells me nothing

IMAGINE MAKING ANGELA SOUND LIKE A BAD SINGER. NOBODY COOKED HERE. also this is the L.A. song from Black Friday but it’s happening 30 whole minutes into the show. character establishment should not be happening this far in!!

every scene is like if a family guy cutaway was a musical. I’m so sorry I don’t wanna be so negative on this but I hate it. lin manuel miranda joke was good though that fucked

also Steph & Ruth for the win 🙏🏻

okay it’s turning around a little bit. the pissed my pants bit was pretty funny. we did not need like an hour to get to this. this could’ve started with just Pete and Steph getting caught cheating, the bathtub scene, the Italian restaurant scenes, then to the haunted house. even that’s probably a lot to include

WHAT KEY ARE THEY PUTTING ANGELA IN FOR THESE SONGS. IT’S THE WRONG ONE

i’m so glad we got rid of the one man who was perpetuating cliques in this high school! /j /lh

also why is Steph singing with the nerds during this song she’s literally a popular kid

I feel like they wanted to parody mean girls but didn’t understand the music of mean girls. which is weird bc mean girls has a pretty simple musical voice. if Richie doesn’t die in his Nighthawks costume I’ll kill everyone

I’m so obsessed with Max though. He’s hamming it up. awkward change from eldritch horror to asshole zombie but he makes it alright. The jon as max campaign is still running strong I need him to be a villain.

THEY HIT US WITH THE FUCKING NOT YOUR SEED INSTRUMENTAL NOOOOO IT GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

man even this like song that sounds like the old hatchetfield isn’t the same. yea miah was in Black Friday but he was consistent. this feels like a marvel movie where they just throw references and hope it sticks

NO NOT RUTH!! NOT THE AWKWARD LESBIAN. HOW WILL THE BARBECUE MONOLOGUES SURVIVE WITHOUT HER

the way that this barbecue monologue song is gonna be the only good one of the show. Zombie max’s first one was fine but I think it was better because the others were bad

I’m so sick of this CAN WE GET AWAY FROM THE REFERENCES. I’M BEGGING YOU ALMOST THIS ENTIRE SHOW IS REFERENCES

not the “ohhh we’re not in love guys but we’ll definitely end up being in love” song so far into this show Jesus Christ. also this isn’t a real complaint but my pet peeve is all the theatre songs called ‘If I Loved You’. It’s taken guys I promise

like we couldn’t have any indication of the brothers in black earlier. i’m so over this. there’s no love in this show

like name one song that actually furthered the story or characters in a meaningful way. this show is so focused on giving answers that it’s not having its own merit and still isn’t giving answers

if the ‘thing you cherish most’ is Steph’s phone that’s gonna be my 13th reason. I have faith it won’t be but npmd is so stupid it’s a fuckin option

edit: OH MY GODDDD SEE??? SEE HOW THE “WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE STEPH” IS LIKE CLASSIC HATCHETFIELD HUMOR BUT THERE’S NO TIME FOR IT BECAUSE OOO LOOK YOU LIKE THESE CHARACTERS IN THE BETTER SHOWS RIGHT???

I love Max being a demon focused only on killing but his girlboss starts talking and he’s at attention

I would’ve been so much happier if every song was like this homecoming song. Give me The Prom realness as Max is decimating some nerds

also I don’t know what the hell is happening but imagine making the starkid cast sound like bad singers. every song has been out of their range

girl wtf is this musical 😭😭

it’s not just a bad musical it’s so redundant. jon did NOT need so many lines about being a weeb. we did not need “oh teenagers are so rebellious. but what if. their phones 🤣”

I think I would also be so much more forgiving if I actually knew wtf this one was about. even if I didn’t like the concept I would be much more invested knowing something is about to happen. if npmd was just two more hours of these poorly written love dynamics I wouldn’t be surprised because when you consider it there is no tension or hints at the horror of this show. the death of Richie in the beginning tells me nothing

IMAGINE MAKING ANGELA SOUND LIKE A BAD SINGER. NOBODY COOKED HERE. also this is the L.A. song from Black Friday but it’s happening 30 whole minutes into the show. character establishment should not be happening this far in!!

every scene is like if a family guy cutaway was a musical. I’m so sorry I don’t wanna be so negative on this but I hate it. lin manuel miranda joke was good though that fucked

also Steph & Ruth for the win 🙏🏻

okay it’s turning around a little bit. the pissed my pants bit was pretty funny. we did not need like an hour to get to this. this could’ve started with just Pete and Steph getting caught cheating, the bathtub scene, the Italian restaurant scenes, then to the haunted house. even that’s probably a lot to include

WHAT KEY ARE THEY PUTTING ANGELA IN FOR THESE SONGS. IT’S THE WRONG ONE

i’m so glad we got rid of the one man who was perpetuating cliques in this high school! /j /lh

also why is Steph singing with the nerds during this song she’s literally a popular kid

I feel like they wanted to parody mean girls but didn’t understand the music of mean girls. which is weird bc mean girls has a pretty simple musical voice. if Richie doesn’t die in his Nighthawks costume I’ll kill everyone

I’m so obsessed with Max though. He’s hamming it up. awkward change from eldritch horror to asshole zombie but he makes it alright. The jon as max campaign is still running strong I need him to be a villain.

THEY HIT US WITH THE FUCKING NOT YOUR SEED INSTRUMENTAL NOOOOO IT GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

man even this like song that sounds like the old hatchetfield isn’t the same. yea miah was in Black Friday but he was consistent. this feels like a marvel movie where they just throw references and hope it sticks

NO NOT RUTH!! NOT THE AWKWARD LESBIAN. HOW WILL THE BARBECUE MONOLOGUES SURVIVE WITHOUT HER

the way that this barbecue monologue song is gonna be the only good one of the show. Zombie max’s first one was fine but I think it was better because the others were bad

I’m so sick of this CAN WE GET AWAY FROM THE REFERENCES. I’M BEGGING YOU ALMOST THIS ENTIRE SHOW IS REFERENCES

not the “ohhh we’re not in love guys but we’ll definitely end up being in love” song so far into this show Jesus Christ. also this isn’t a real complaint but my pet peeve is all the theatre songs called ‘If I Loved You’. It’s taken guys I promise

like we couldn’t have any indication of the brothers in black earlier. i’m so over this. there’s no love in this show

like name one song that actually furthered the story or characters in a meaningful way. this show is so focused on giving answers that it’s not having its own merit and still isn’t giving answers

if the ‘thing you cherish most’ is Steph’s phone that’s gonna be my 13th reason. I have faith it won’t be but npmd is so stupid it’s a fuckin option

edit: OH MY GODDDD SEE??? SEE HOW THE “WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE STEPH” IS LIKE CLASSIC HATCHETFIELD HUMOR BUT THERE’S NO TIME FOR IT BECAUSE OOO LOOK YOU LIKE THESE CHARACTERS IN THE BETTER SHOWS RIGHT???

I love Max being a demon focused only on killing but his girlboss starts talking and he’s at attention

girl wtf is this musical 😭😭

it’s not just a bad musical it’s so redundant. jon did NOT need so many lines about being a weeb. we did not need “oh teenagers are so rebellious. but what if. their phones 🤣”

I think I would also be so much more forgiving if I actually knew wtf this one was about. even if I didn’t like the concept I would be much more invested knowing something is about to happen. if npmd was just two more hours of these poorly written love dynamics I wouldn’t be surprised because when you consider it there is no tension or hints at the horror of this show. the death of Richie in the beginning tells me nothing

IMAGINE MAKING ANGELA SOUND LIKE A BAD SINGER. NOBODY COOKED HERE. also this is the L.A. song from Black Friday but it’s happening 30 whole minutes into the show. character establishment should not be happening this far in!!

every scene is like if a family guy cutaway was a musical. I’m so sorry I don’t wanna be so negative on this but I hate it. lin manuel miranda joke was good though that fucked

also Steph & Ruth for the win 🙏🏻

okay it’s turning around a little bit. the pissed my pants bit was pretty funny. we did not need like an hour to get to this. this could’ve started with just Pete and Steph getting caught cheating, the bathtub scene, the Italian restaurant scenes, then to the haunted house. even that’s probably a lot to include

WHAT KEY ARE THEY PUTTING ANGELA IN FOR THESE SONGS. IT’S THE WRONG ONE

i’m so glad we got rid of the one man who was perpetuating cliques in this high school! /j /lh

also why is Steph singing with the nerds during this song she’s literally a popular kid

I feel like they wanted to parody mean girls but didn’t understand the music of mean girls. which is weird bc mean girls has a pretty simple musical voice. if Richie doesn’t die in his Nighthawks costume I’ll kill everyone

I’m so obsessed with Max though. He’s hamming it up. awkward change from eldritch horror to asshole zombie but he makes it alright. The jon as max campaign is still running strong I need him to be a villain.

THEY HIT US WITH THE FUCKING NOT YOUR SEED INSTRUMENTAL NOOOOO IT GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

man even this like song that sounds like the old hatchetfield isn’t the same. yea miah was in Black Friday but he was consistent. this feels like a marvel movie where they just throw references and hope it sticks

NO NOT RUTH!! NOT THE AWKWARD LESBIAN. HOW WILL THE BARBECUE MONOLOGUES SURVIVE WITHOUT HER

the way that this barbecue monologue song is gonna be the only good one of the show. Zombie max’s first one was fine but I think it was better because the others were bad

I’m so sick of this CAN WE GET AWAY FROM THE REFERENCES. I’M BEGGING YOU ALMOST THIS ENTIRE SHOW IS REFERENCES

not the “ohhh we’re not in love guys but we’ll definitely end up being in love” song so far into this show Jesus Christ. also this isn’t a real complaint but my pet peeve is all the theatre songs called ‘If I Loved You’. It’s taken guys I promise

like we couldn’t have any indication of the brothers in black earlier. i’m so over this. there’s no love in this show

like name one song that actually furthered the story or characters in a meaningful way. this show is so focused on giving answers that it’s not having its own merit and still isn’t giving answers

if the ‘thing you cherish most’ is Steph’s phone that’s gonna be my 13th reason. I have faith it won’t be but npmd is so stupid it’s a fuckin option

edit: OH MY GODDDD SEE??? SEE HOW THE “WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE STEPH” IS LIKE CLASSIC HATCHETFIELD HUMOR BUT THERE’S NO TIME FOR IT BECAUSE OOO LOOK YOU LIKE THESE CHARACTERS IN THE BETTER SHOWS RIGHT???

girl wtf is this musical 😭😭

it’s not just a bad musical it’s so redundant. jon did NOT need so many lines about being a weeb. we did not need “oh teenagers are so rebellious. but what if. their phones 🤣”

I think I would also be so much more forgiving if I actually knew wtf this one was about. even if I didn’t like the concept I would be much more invested knowing something is about to happen. if npmd was just two more hours of these poorly written love dynamics I wouldn’t be surprised because when you consider it there is no tension or hints at the horror of this show. the death of Richie in the beginning tells me nothing

IMAGINE MAKING ANGELA SOUND LIKE A BAD SINGER. NOBODY COOKED HERE. also this is the L.A. song from Black Friday but it’s happening 30 whole minutes into the show. character establishment should not be happening this far in!!

every scene is like if a family guy cutaway was a musical. I’m so sorry I don’t wanna be so negative on this but I hate it. lin manuel miranda joke was good though that fucked

also Steph & Ruth for the win 🙏🏻

okay it’s turning around a little bit. the pissed my pants bit was pretty funny. we did not need like an hour to get to this. this could’ve started with just Pete and Steph getting caught cheating, the bathtub scene, the Italian restaurant scenes, then to the haunted house. even that’s probably a lot to include

WHAT KEY ARE THEY PUTTING ANGELA IN FOR THESE SONGS. IT’S THE WRONG ONE

i’m so glad we got rid of the one man who was perpetuating cliques in this high school! /j /lh

also why is Steph singing with the nerds during this song she’s literally a popular kid

I feel like they wanted to parody mean girls but didn’t understand the music of mean girls. which is weird bc mean girls has a pretty simple musical voice. if Richie doesn’t die in his Nighthawks costume I’ll kill everyone

I’m so obsessed with Max though. He’s hamming it up. awkward change from eldritch horror to asshole zombie but he makes it alright. The jon as max campaign is still running strong I need him to be a villain.

THEY HIT US WITH THE FUCKING NOT YOUR SEED INSTRUMENTAL NOOOOO IT GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

man even this like song that sounds like the old hatchetfield isn’t the same. yea miah was in Black Friday but he was consistent. this feels like a marvel movie where they just throw references and hope it sticks

NO NOT RUTH!! NOT THE AWKWARD LESBIAN. HOW WILL THE BARBECUE MONOLOGUES SURVIVE WITHOUT HER

the way that this barbecue monologue song is gonna be the only good one of the show. Zombie max’s first one was fine but I think it was better because the others were bad

girl wtf is this musical 😭😭

it’s not just a bad musical it’s so redundant. jon did NOT need so many lines about being a weeb. we did not need “oh teenagers are so rebellious. but what if. their phones 🤣”

I think I would also be so much more forgiving if I actually knew wtf this one was about. even if I didn’t like the concept I would be much more invested knowing something is about to happen. if npmd was just two more hours of these poorly written love dynamics I wouldn’t be surprised because when you consider it there is no tension or hints at the horror of this show. the death of Richie in the beginning tells me nothing

IMAGINE MAKING ANGELA SOUND LIKE A BAD SINGER. NOBODY COOKED HERE. also this is the L.A. song from Black Friday but it’s happening 30 whole minutes into the show. character establishment should not be happening this far in!!

every scene is like if a family guy cutaway was a musical. I’m so sorry I don’t wanna be so negative on this but I hate it. lin manuel miranda joke was good though that fucked

also Steph & Ruth for the win 🙏🏻

okay it’s turning around a little bit. the pissed my pants bit was pretty funny. we did not need like an hour to get to this. this could’ve started with just Pete and Steph getting caught cheating, the bathtub scene, the Italian restaurant scenes, then to the haunted house. even that’s probably a lot to include

WHAT KEY ARE THEY PUTTING ANGELA IN FOR THESE SONGS. IT’S THE WRONG ONE

i’m so glad we got rid of the one man who was perpetuating cliques in this high school! /j /lh

also why is Steph singing with the nerds during this song she’s literally a popular kid

I feel like they wanted to parody mean girls but didn’t understand the music of mean girls. which is weird bc mean girls has a pretty simple musical voice. if Richie doesn’t die in his Nighthawks costume I’ll kill everyone

girl wtf is this musical 😭😭

it’s not just a bad musical it’s so redundant. jon did NOT need so many lines about being a weeb. we did not need “oh teenagers are so rebellious. but what if. their phones 🤣”

I think I would also be so much more forgiving if I actually knew wtf this one was about. even if I didn’t like the concept I would be much more invested knowing something is about to happen. if npmd was just two more hours of these poorly written love dynamics I wouldn’t be surprised because when you consider it there is no tension or hints at the horror of this show. the death of Richie in the beginning tells me nothing

IMAGINE MAKING ANGELA SOUND LIKE A BAD SINGER. NOBODY COOKED HERE. also this is the L.A. song from Black Friday but it’s happening 30 whole minutes into the show. character establishment should not be happening this far in!!

every scene is like if a family guy cutaway was a musical. I’m so sorry I don’t wanna be so negative on this but I hate it. lin manuel miranda joke was good though that fucked

also Steph & Ruth for the win 🙏🏻

okay it’s turning around a little bit. the pissed my pants bit was pretty funny. we did not need like an hour to get to this. this could’ve started with just Pete and Steph getting caught cheating, the bathtub scene, the Italian restaurant scenes, then to the haunted house. even that’s probably a lot to include

WHAT KEY ARE THEY PUTTING ANGELA IN FOR THESE SONGS. IT’S THE WRONG ONE

girl wtf is this musical 😭😭

it’s not just a bad musical it’s so redundant. jon did NOT need so many lines about being a weeb. we did not need “oh teenagers are so rebellious. but what if. their phones 🤣”

I think I would also be so much more forgiving if I actually knew wtf this one was about. even if I didn’t like the concept I would be much more invested knowing something is about to happen. if npmd was just two more hours of these poorly written love dynamics I wouldn’t be surprised because when you consider it there is no tension or hints at the horror of this show. the death of Richie in the beginning tells me nothing

IMAGINE MAKING ANGELA SOUND LIKE A BAD SINGER. NOBODY COOKED HERE. also this is the L.A. song from Black Friday but it’s happening 30 whole minutes into the show. character establishment should not be happening this far in!!

every scene is like if a family guy cutaway was a musical. I’m so sorry I don’t wanna be so negative on this but I hate it. lin manuel miranda joke was good though that fucked

also Steph & Ruth for the win 🙏🏻

BITING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE I’M STRIPING PAINT WITH THAT GRIP. JON SHOULD’VE BEEN MAX HE WOULD’VE ATE SOOOOO HARD

girl wtf is this musical 😭😭

it’s not just a bad musical it’s so redundant. jon did NOT need so many lines about being a weeb. we did not need “oh teenagers are so rebellious. but what if. their phones 🤣”

I think I would also be so much more forgiving if I actually knew wtf this one was about. even if I didn’t like the concept I would be much more invested knowing something is about to happen. if npmd was just two more hours of these poorly written love dynamics I wouldn’t be surprised because when you consider it there is no tension or hints at the horror of this show. the death of Richie in the beginning tells me nothing

IMAGINE MAKING ANGELA SOUND LIKE A BAD SINGER. NOBODY COOKED HERE. also this is the L.A. song from Black Friday but it’s happening 30 whole minutes into the show. character establishment should not be happening this far in!!

It’s so nice to be in a fandom where the main character is commonly accepted as autistic. Paul Matthews is autistic and there’s nothing you can do about it. 

He likes routine and familiarity. Give him his damn daily black coffee. He’s blunt, doesn’t understand many social situations and they stress him out. He’s super tactile and doesn’t have the best sense of personal space. Counting the audition stuff, ya boy likes film! A lot! Seeing people singing and dancing makes him uncomfortable and YES I’m making that an autistic thing. He mimics people when he doesn’t have the social script! He repeats a specific word for comfort, which is a stim! 

That’s just the stuff easily supported by canon, don’t even get me started on the shit I’ve projected onto him. He’s autistic, and I would die for him. I doubt it was intentional, but I do wonder who’s responsible for a lot of the evidence. A lot of them seem like pretty small acting choices, so whatever Jon Matteson did, I’d like to thank him so, so much.

Thank you @fourtccn for the incredible format, ily. I’m right and I will not take constructive criticism. 

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