it's grim

In the middle of a fanfic and this shit happens

The world hates me

did anyone else watch the show “the most extreme” on animal planet. what was that green shit about.

these are all real screenshots from “the most extreme”

monster fuck simulator 5000

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

gonna be thinking about this all day and possibly well into tomorrow

riddle me this batman...

if quizzes are quizzical...

what are tests?

This is the worst joke I’ve seen and I am crying

it’s that time of the week

am going to be thinking “lindt chocolate beast” on a loop for the next 5-10 business days

SOUND ON. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

i slowed down the audio of this vine and it now seems like the dog turned of the lights and freaked out the camera man

this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch

I think about this frequently.

my fellow tumblrinas can you believe it

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

oh thats a death knell

Statue of Rosie the Salmon, mascot of Sekiu, WA.

1910s guy who calls including left-handed characters in stories forced diversity

(guy who hasnt ever seen anything) i dont know what that is. it kind of reminds me of nothing

just took a DNA test but it turned out I didn’t have any and the doctor got really mad at me