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I haven't been here in so long that Tumblr won't show my last Activity on my account lmao it's been a long long time my dudes
this is the only time in the comics that Captain Haddock's first name is mentioned and it's absolutely hilarious to me
(for context: he got conked on the head by a monkey wielding a whiskey bottle and had amnesia for a while)
update on my covid test - I tested negative the second time which is excellent! so I only had a 1-day week. sick (but not literally lol)
were you in an artist’s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal
I was in my #1 artist’s top 0.05%.....
my favourite trope is “antagonist and protagonist narrowly avoiding each other in the same space” and The Emperor’s New Groove nails it perfectly I wish more media did stuff like this
Emperor’s New Groove was ahead of its time for a multitude of reasons lmao
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks
Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.
This is a serotonin machine
This video always makes me smile, even on my shittiest of days. 💜💜
That picture of Elliot Page looking up at Lavern Cox at the GLAAD awards is so much better now
Two trans icons
so I got an “Inconclusive” on my covid test. guess who’s going back tomorrow to get tested again!?
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
also in trans news that should be talked about. laverne cox has stated that on saturday her and a friend were assulted in a park and it’s not really getting the same attention as elliot. we can still be proud of him without ingnoring what happened to laverne and her friend.
if you claim ally ship to the trans community then you can’t ignore the bad things that happen to especially trans woc. and if you’re a white trans person you can’t just talk about other white trans people. it just shows that you only care about trans people if they are white and that shouldn’t be the case.
if your gonna talk about elliot please also talk about laverne. she deserves better and we should all do better to raise up the voices of black trans women.
“This has happened to me before,” she said. “I’ve been trans my whole life. I’ve been harassed and bullied my whole life. None of this is new, but it’s still just kind of like, ‘Who cares?’ and then ‘Why do you need to be aggressive?’”
At first, Cox said she debated sharing her story on social media and wondered what she “could have done differently,” before realizing “it’s not my fault that this happened.” She also thanked her friend, who immediately recognized that Cox was the “target” of the attack and deescalated the situation.
As well as a follow up live she posted talking about it a bit more, thanking people for their support, and talking about some experiences she’s had as a Black trans woman in general
[Image ID: A picture included with the embedded link showing Laverne Cox framed from the shoulders up wearing a black dress, probably a red-carpet shot. /.End ID]
got tested for covid earlier today (yesterday) fingers crossed it’s just withdrawal from my meds
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
So I’ve been going on 1/3 of some of my normal meds for 4 days because the refills are taking a ridiculously long time to come,
and has anyone on Wellbutrin or Neurontin had serious side effects of going off it? Like nausea, chills, fatigue?
And that’s why I’m getting a covid test tomorrow because it’s probably not but I need to be cleared before going back to work but I’ve never had side effects from stopping a med before and this is super weird
Life is a Disco Ball!
i know alec baldwin is gay but he has really racist energy
okay so false alarm i was thinking of the guy from dirty dancing
john travolta has a wife?
i hate to say this guys but john travolta wasn’t in dirty dancing
okay before i get sued for libel i confused alec baldwin and john travolta because they’re both old white actors with creepy blue eyes and giant heads also i have been watching a lot of 30 rock anyway THEN i confused dirty dancing with boogie nights which john travolta starred in. i do not think alec baldwin is gay or patrick swayze (fly high king) but DO think john travolta is gay. even if he has a wife
i would like to take this chance to apologize as i did not know john travolta’s wife recently died
He was in saturday night fever
im just here for a good time but i feel so attacked rn
“the suspicious but wise hermit”
Moses Supposes
Running into this on my dash was like running into an old friend
You know the 50s kinda sucked but they absolutely had the right idea when it came to how many random long sequences of whimsical tapdancing should be in the middle of a movie
When your DM does the dialogue for the monsters but can’t do the voices.