I got bored one day...

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

certified iconic post

its like the old saying goes: "jack off all trades, masturbate nuns" or somethingg likethat

peas and love on the dash tonight

why is it underwater

Pool day :3

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

So my dog loves KK Slider from the Animal Crossing games and when he hears him he runs over and watches.

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

i love this website

reblog to sauté the horrors

nah

you can do this by breaking unto a dead sprint the instant the bus obscures you. run in the direction the bus is going and if you're quick you can get like 50 feet before the bus outpaces you.

follow the bus, get around a corner if you can, get behind something, get on top of something tall, take off a large coat and hat, any basic misdirection really and you've as good as vanished.

whatever you do, don't be still running when the bus outpaces you.

whatever you do,

don’t be still running when the

bus outpaces you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

that's an ominous haiku

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

Religion: CATHOLIC

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

in any language, we know this pain

this is fucking funnier in spanish

This is an always reblog for me.

queerness under apartheid

reblog if you love and support lesbians for being lesbians

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

someone put a birthday hat on them

Ask and you shall recieve

Happy 10 years anniversary to god i wish that were me 💕💞💕💞