look me in the eye and say that he wouldn’t have one of these.
I don’t know what this image means, but everything about it screams Joseph.
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your posts all give me aneurysms and i love it
Do you hear that? That’s the sound of my soul exiting my body.
You could put this man in a trash bag with armholes and he’d still pull it off.
@fandomgradients I take that back. It’s like Bill Cipher and a can of Pledge had a horrible, horrible child
well you can tell by the way i use my walk, i’m a man’s man, no time to talk
I actually cried the first time I tested out the animation for this
Joseph shamelessly owns a bubblegum pink fanny pack. He originally bought it for their vacation at Disneyland, but it ended up working so well that he still has it strapped above his belt for any and all family outings. Even trips to the grocery store.
(Especially trips to the grocery store.)
Joseph keeps a picture of Jimmy Buffett behind a family photo in his billfold. He stares lovingly at it whenever he needs a little emotional support to get him through the day.
:/ is an accurate depiction of my emotions right now
out of all the dads, i guess you could say that craig is the most… icahnic