HorseShark in a hat
So I found this, I don't know what to do with it, but it will certainly go in the FOX post. FOX News says Biden let the hurricane hilary into the country
im actually SOBBING this is so funny
joe biden is a storm god
somebody do a shitty jpeg edit of joe biden as a storm god ill love you forever
everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
🩷🏳️🌈My blog is a space space!🏳️🌈🩷
I certainly hope so!
🏳️🌈🩷I meant a safe space!🏳️🌈🩷
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
🩷🏳️🌈My blog is a space space!🏳️🌈🩷
I certainly hope so!
🏳️🌈🩷I meant a safe space!🏳️🌈🩷
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
🩷🏳️🌈My blog is a space space!🏳️🌈🩷
Went grocery shopping yesterday and this was in the store.
On August 15th??
OK, I love Halloween. It's my second favorite holiday. But I'm not a Halloween Every Day person because I'd get bored with it and it'd be ruined for me. I like a sense of season and occasion! I like looking forward to Halloween.
Who wants to buy Halloween candy 2 months before the holiday?? I'd eat it all before then!
@thethingything you understand me ❤️
Went grocery shopping yesterday and this was in the store.
On August 15th??
OK, I love Halloween. It's my second favorite holiday. But I'm not a Halloween Every Day person because I'd get bored with it and it'd be ruined for me. I like a sense of season and occasion! I like looking forward to Halloween.
Who wants to buy Halloween candy 2 months before the holiday?? I'd eat it all before then!
My family is mad at me because I ordered 80 lbs worth of pumpkin spice protein shakes
@whywoulditho tagged me in this little guy picrew (thankiess!) I tag @linanord @cryptidm0ths @spixi @mayoiayasep and anyone else who wants to do it. As always no pressure<3
I tag @nokaru @dreamingspark @crimson-mage-02 @autumn-foxfire and @a-skeleton-with-a-keyboard as well as anyone else who wants to try it!
ahhh thank u bestie @spacelion-loveshermulletson I love making these!! Your lil guy is so adorable I love her 😍 this was so much fun aaaaa
tagging: @iilfal @sabishi-tomo @what-plant-metaphor-am-i @meefy @hakiarleon and anyone else who wants to do it <33
yay thanks for the tag :3 doing it on main hehe this was fun, made my barbie fit from movie day
tagging @ozeca @lunanitic-moon @eggsnatcheskneecaps @01flwr <3
This is so cute wtf
LITTLE GUY!!
tagging @purewater100 and @crows-sorrows
the littlest guy ever!!!!
tagging @shslskaterboy @gh0str3c0rd3r @agalnamedlunasea @kazuichikazuichi @rin-ch4n sorry if thats too many its like youre all my stuffed animals and i have to say goodnight to every single one or i feel bad
if there is a garfield themed option on a picrew i am legally obligated to choose it
tagginggg @2-kakimiko-1 @purrbles @melvintheferalrat @vancrypt @marlodoesstuff @luxion912 and anyone else who wants to join
what if. a little guy?? tagging @whole-bilk-milk @poggay @tomscryingcorner @dreams-your-smp @john-liberal @snowkit-and-blackquill @if-i-eated-soaps @cyberpunkhobo @cykestr0gen @nonexistent-triangle and anyone else who wants to join :3
silly !!
tagging @eddiethenerdbro @pintshipping @tabithwaslost @trashshouldnt @walkingd3adboy @hamishcat437 @so-3i3 and any1 else!
Tysm for tagging me!!!! I don't normally do tag games or picrew chains but this one was really cute lol :3
Tagging @unbreakable-tie @mikumadds @gaylittlelasagna and @chou-the-butterfly as well as anyone else who wants to join!
WOOO this was so fun!!! i love these guys!! im gonna tag yall in case u wanna make one :3 @ggreeeenheart @fightingjoker @salt-and-tie @shrimp-milf @horsesharkinahatadventures @cutiesableye @mom-friendtm plus anyone else who wants to join id love to see it!!!!
They have committed several crimes ⬇️
@hell-in-a-handbasket1 @fartcowboy @whostolemygoldfish @istoleyourgoldfish @blufoxstar @obama-stolemy-vcr and everyone else is welcome :D
That's not how demographics work.
It could be if we’re all brave enough
Reblog to turn everybody gay by 2047
as always, xkcd has a comic for this
Me watching the church I'm ordained with post satire
#HorseShark in a hat#it's satire guys#They're a non religious church#it's non-denominational religious organization#also being an ordained queer goth is the funniest thing I've ever done#and I also accidentally ordered 120 business cards#the website asked me how many I wanted#I said 12#IT WAS TWELVE DOZEN#oops#the business card is on my blog on a seperate post#i think i'm funny#tumblr
Look what was found in the latest fruit shipment at work:
saw this in the middle of salt lake city walking to bar
I just got out of the hospital because I cut my foot (not important to the story) and decided that I would hide my plastic babies while I was in the ER. I started with the bathrooms.
Then, the radiologist department and even all the nurses helped me. I even made a new friend while I was getting my tetanus shot! We spent the next couple of hours hiding the rest all around! Overall, it was a magical experience! 10/10 would slice foot open again!
I also hid them at my brother's high school graduation
They're also everywhere in the break room at work
They're in the fridge/freezer now
They've infiltrated the optometrist
Perfectly Camouflaged
I just got out of the hospital because I cut my foot (not important to the story) and decided that I would hide my plastic babies while I was in the ER. I started with the bathrooms.
Then, the radiologist department and even all the nurses helped me. I even made a new friend while I was getting my tetanus shot! We spent the next couple of hours hiding the rest all around! Overall, it was a magical experience! 10/10 would slice foot open again!
I also hid them at my brother's high school graduation
They're also everywhere in the break room at work
They're in the fridge/freezer now
They've infiltrated the optometrist
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life is boring we should all microwave metal
I'm on it, boss! I can't wait to find out what happens!
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life is boring we should all microwave metal
I'm on it, boss! I can't wait to find out what happens!
Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.
