r/scrungycats is fucking amazing
being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing
a lot of pieces of media will show characters catching fireflies with just their bare hands. in some cases they will just land on the persons fingers. to gently be placed inside of a jar..
for people who live in areas who don’t have fireflies, i want you to know that is not made up or exaggerated for those scenes. fireflies are really like that. they are slow and not cautious at all. while camping i would just walk up to one flying in the air and grab it. and it would sit on my hands like “oh ok.” they are my friends.
also i think it’s funny when fireflies are portrayed as round light bulb-ish shapes. they are skinny.
also their butts are yellow even when not lit up. they’re not just all black until suddenly lighting up yellow! they always got little yellow asses!
they are such friends
fireflies our beloveds <3
Thought people might appreciate this video I got of a firefly that landed on my mom’s ring and sat there flashing for about a good minute or two. They really are just like that
I've had to let a couple people know that fireflies are in fact real.
If you're one of todays lucky ten thousand, i'm happy for you. The world is a marvelous place <3
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP
#WHY does it sound like pissed off donald duck
anyth1ng-but-average
He SCREAM
andrew-yakson
coexiststickeronaglock
Great work everybody, hit the showers
People who aren't familiar with animal behaviour - especially when it comes to wild animals - are surprised and delighted when a wild animal that's usually averse to human contact seems to be completely tame. It's cute! Look at this little buddy, look at how friendly she is! You see pictures like that on the internet sometimes, people snapping photos of themselves and their friends picking up this incredibly sweet and docile beautiful piece of wildlife.
The truth is, that is mortifying. An animal acting unnaturally is always a bad sign. That creature is too sick or delirious to flee from a predator. Depending on what's wrong with that poor thing, their unexpected - well, unanticipated - bite might infect you, too. A creature that can't comprehend, or can't bother to care, that they're in danger is dangerous by default.
I wonder if that would apply to humans interacting with supernatural creatures. Like they emit vibes so bad that humans just fucking bolt at the first hint of it, the aura of Sense Of Impending Doom radiates from them at Demon Core doses, you'd chew your leg off like a trapped animal to escape it.
And then these creatures find a human that is so thorougly depleted of fucks to give that they honestly just don't fucking care anymore. Looking at unfathomable cosmic horrors like "yeah this might as well be happening" and doesn't even flinch at the unfathomable hand reaching to grasp them.
And the entities are like "omg look it's letting me pick it up! it's completely tame!", blisfully unaware that a human being who has reached a point this far beyond fearing death will not hesitate to kill a god.
That smile and bright eyes looks like something out of a Peanuts strip I love it I love you I would die for this possum
am enamoured with this fellow…
Forbidden kitten gets scritches
Sound on 🔊
Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
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Are Prehistoric Animals Kosher? The paper! Here in stunning Crappy Tumblr Photo - Definition
Transcript of the entire paper below the cut.
The best part of this:
“Should I risk my life?”
Then, Slavically, “Yeah, I will do it for you.”
washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
*cracks open a bag of candy and a jar of salt* SO, HALLOWEEN PSA TIME