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Spingus McDingus

@horse-plinko-official

#1 evil villain enthusiast (scientifically proven) || It's 2023 and I'm still hyperfixated on five nights at freddys || he/him/it || extremely fruity || mentally and medically centuries old || My friends call me plinko because of this blog. Fuck you. || Special interests include rollercoasters, horror, comedy, evil little guys, etc. || in a semi-religious blood pact with @special-interest-mushroom

Amazing how every guide on interacting with police, including ones that are explicitly pro-cop, are indistinguishable from guides on how to avoid being attacked by a wild animal.

Don't make any sudden movements, avoid eye contact, stay calm or you WILL die. Wait, what do you mean this is advice for interacting with a human being and not a hungry bear?

"Keep your hands on the steering wheel and don't have anything in them, a police officer might mistake a cellphone for a weapon." Okay, should I also hold my hand out for him to sniff when he approaches so that he knows I'm not a threat?

Hi guys I've effectively become more hyperfixated on fnaf than anything I've been even remotely interested in in the past year and a half. This seems to happen approximately every two years at this point (fullscreen for better quality)

Boy oh boy do these guys make me sad slash pos

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i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny

like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.