[with regard to a 45+ year old disheveled man] omg wife alert
Amazing how every guide on interacting with police, including ones that are explicitly pro-cop, are indistinguishable from guides on how to avoid being attacked by a wild animal.
Don't make any sudden movements, avoid eye contact, stay calm or you WILL die. Wait, what do you mean this is advice for interacting with a human being and not a hungry bear?
"Keep your hands on the steering wheel and don't have anything in them, a police officer might mistake a cellphone for a weapon." Okay, should I also hold my hand out for him to sniff when he approaches so that he knows I'm not a threat?
Your so annoying. . Unfortunately in a kinda sexy way. ...
Oh it's over for you idiot now I'm in your head
Currently storyboarding a fnaf animatic this is going to take fucking forever but wow creative expression IS a good way to release emotions this is so epic
you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter
He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter
Hi guys I've effectively become more hyperfixated on fnaf than anything I've been even remotely interested in in the past year and a half. This seems to happen approximately every two years at this point (fullscreen for better quality)
Boy oh boy do these guys make me sad slash pos
What a rollercoaster of feelings, right?
Watch this.
Had an epic idea: pufferfish mermaid
She's so fucking adorable I'm going to throw up on the floor
We need you to roll me the fattest shit imaginable.
i wanted to show you guys that i launched fl studio while this post was on my desktop andd the fruit logo went into his palm i thought it was awesome
i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny
like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.
The thing that truly terrifies me about the thought of Tumblr ever trying to force us to use a real recommendation algorithm is that they fucking suck at it
I don't think I've seen an actor who is this passionate about their role ever








