assign the poor innocent fool you reblogged this from a fursona
if they already have a fursona you gotta give them a new one
People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this
More like shoebill dork
Giving Zeus burnt offerings until he gives me power over the rain so that I can direct the falling droplets to depict the iconic "Bad Apple" music video from the Touhou franchise
omg, this is the first time i’ve heard older furries refering to themselves as “gray muzzles” 🥺 that’s so cute!!
Source: twitter.com
They’re called Charmanders, but I’ve never seen them Charmand?
Following horny people and opening tumblr in public is the path to true strength. Scrolling quickly through porn trains your [Warrior’s Reflexes], and calmly moving past it trains your [Warrior’s Resolve].
And as for strengthening your sword arm, well,
this shouldnt be the funniest thing in the world to me but here we are
Reblog if you're a fat boy who's worth it and satisfies every time just waiting to be found
Staring at a girl wishing desperately I could tell her how much I love her (i'm at the zoo and the girl is a komodo dragon)
