where you go, i go. that’s the deal

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

love letters

thinkign about characters i like being sweet and tender with each other

fucken h8 fathers day ads “take your dad to home depot” my dad doesnt LIKE home depot🤬🤬🤬 he likes cds that he already has

My words were spoken from a certain "delusional fag" persona I often inhabit.

went to college and came back wrong

𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝙽𝚊𝚙 💤

I really wanted to contribute to this precious lil project and also push my own agenda: Give Jon a Nap 2021 💖

I have nothing to say for myself except that I’m having a really great time 😂 I hope you’re doing well!

packer that makes a squeaky toy noise

guy feelin u up in the club just honkin that shit to no end

the "observing succession fandom" fandom is so real because sometimes the most exhilarating moment of an episode really is someone plugging an hdmi cable into a laptop. and i can see how that would seem deranged from the outside

simply dont monday

simply don’t tuesday

simply don’t wednesday

simply don’t thursday

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

i envy people who have dreams with clear rational plots like “i was on my favourite tv show for a day” my dreams are like i’m in a diner and i’m pregnant. i leave the diner and i’m in a forest watching the pregnant woman who is no longer me. she turns around and now we’re in a jeep and she’s my dad. we’re listening to music which is somehow numbers. he asks if i remember the time we went to pakistan and i say yeah because i do. i wake up and remember i’ve never been to pakistan in my life.

ellie ellie bo bellie

ok. doing this again. hi guys ch'ya boy is in the hospital, i have been for the past week, am going to be for another week at least according to docs. this means at least 2.5-3 weeks of missed income, because of the way shifts i work are spread out. i have p much Exactly enough in my account to pay rent, but i also have a 55$ internet payment, a 28$ phone bill, 15$ for hulu, and at least 40$ for a minimum payment on my credit card bill 🥴 plus any extra expenses that might spring up for things like. cat food.

since im hospitalized and in big bad nasty pain, i also can't be commissions or sell on etsy rn. i'm aiming for temporary disability thru my union but that's a long process and even if they approve me there's no way it would hit in time for me to pay these bills. SO!

ehem. here is my paypal, my ko-fi, and my venmo is @ glossydemonjpgs (pls send as friends & family and only include random emojis in the memo line!)

tyty

i hope im not only a masculine woman to you all but a feminine man as well

gay as fuck to have a dead best friend. what, is their absence in your life going to define and motivate you? gayass

need that chaotic sibling energy back in my life