Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
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idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything
genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not
genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not
i love being an artist cuz i can just make this shit for funsies
No but do you know how real this is
i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny
like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.
The people who are like "why are you wishing death on these billionaires?!" are not understanding what is going on. It's one thing to wish death on people and it's another thing to have no sympathy for people who died in a situation they were cautioned heavily to not do.
I don't want anyone to die, to be truthful; but here are the facts:
- That sub is 2 miles down in the ocean where the pressure is immense and the temperature is unbearable.
- The Titanic wreckage is literally 111 years old. The Titanic is wasting away and any slight jarring on her will cause her to collapse in that space. This is not new news.
- The safest way to experience the Titanic's wreckage is looking through archives OR going to the museum. I know it would be astounding to look at in person, but... no.
- Most importantly, the wreckage is also a graveyard. People's bones disintegrated because of the pressure and salinity of the water, but the shoes, that were treated with tannic acid, remain. Anybody with common sense knows that you don't go an disturb and desecrate graveyards. You just don't.
So, no... I feel zero sympathy for those people who should've just been told "no" more often in their life.
{EDIT: The 19 year old is the only one to get sympathy from me. Suleman deserved better. That's it}
Mutant Chompy AU - @probably-not-a-rutabaga
Teenage Turtle Ninja Mutants - @idiot-mushroom
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Gemini AU - @tangledinink
I’m Sorry, Teenage Mutant What Now? - @tangledinink
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PLEASE WE’rRR ST 45% RN WE NEED BOTES TO TIE!!
PLEASE GUYS FO IT FOR THE TITS
WE JUST NEED A FEW MORE VOTES
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Man, I live near the whole mess that's Gatlinburg TN and let me tell you, the amount of ppl trying to touch/feed bears is insane, and not just out-of-towners! People will literally get within feet of them to get pictures!!! Their not pets! That's how you get bit! That's how you get a bear killed by the park service! And it's a bear! Like I get black bears don't have the rep that Grizzlies do but still! It's never ending 😔
Oof, so intensely frustrating and dangerous to all parties! Why are people so dumb about animals….
homomilitant
if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George
minimusambus
it’s optimus pride
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Let us protect our Women.
Prevention is better than Cure
official boob post
I need to point out that men can get breast cancer too, not just trans men, cis men.
It is rarer for men to have breast cancer, but they are more likely to die, this may be because a lot of men are diagnosed with it later and because of a lack of adequate treatment. There’s just not enough awareness that men can get it too.
So essentially: Everyone check ur chest!! You are not immune to cancer!
any time you get a new lump on your body - anywhere - you should def see someone about that, or at least call them and ask about it if you don’t have time to make an appointment. best case it’s just a cyst or something and they take it right out and biopsy it to be sure and then send you on your merry way! worst case it’s something serious and you did yourself a favor by going in ASAP.