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Horrible Creature Thing

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Star Wars was real and the prequels were happening in modern times but the Star Wars government made all non-Earth weapons illegal so Earth became a huge weapons exporter and I was working the gun counter at Cabela's and Yoda came up and asked for a shot gun and when I asked what it was for, he smiled and said, "Weekend plans, I have," then I woke up screaming.

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Walter wipes the blood off of his carrot. Walter smiles and gives a thumbs up to the young boy who is dressed in a sailor's uniform. "Good work, son."

The boy looks up at him with teary eyes. He puts his hand on his chest and says, "Thank you, sir."

Walter shoots the child with a gun, before continuing to load his shotgun.

"I hear ya, kid," Walter mutters under his breath, "That Optimus Prime is one tough customer!"

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