[Angry Roars and Grunts]
This is perfect

[Angry Roars and Grunts]
This is perfect
Tumblr has been increasingly malevolent recently and we can no longer just blame the Twitter refugees. No, something deeper is afoot.
possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖
please tag what you got!
MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR
this is the new crown jewel of breaking bad edits
Probably? Some of them are downright malicious and would do it just for the sake of doing so. Most of them would have the decency to not murder each other.
It will be done
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
We did it. Goes to show that nothing is impossible with the power of friendship.
Star Wars was real and the prequels were happening in modern times but the Star Wars government made all non-Earth weapons illegal so Earth became a huge weapons exporter and I was working the gun counter at Cabela's and Yoda came up and asked for a shot gun and when I asked what it was for, he smiled and said, "Weekend plans, I have," then I woke up screaming.
Walter wipes the blood off of his carrot. Walter smiles and gives a thumbs up to the young boy who is dressed in a sailor's uniform. "Good work, son."
The boy looks up at him with teary eyes. He puts his hand on his chest and says, "Thank you, sir."
Walter shoots the child with a gun, before continuing to load his shotgun.
"I hear ya, kid," Walter mutters under his breath, "That Optimus Prime is one tough customer!"
Violence