🌻🌼Carmen🌼🌻

dont care + didnt ask + there's shit that ive done with this fuck of a a gun + you would cry out your eyes all along

by all means. but also by all niceys

girl i am so annoyed with myself for adopting the habit of affixing girl to everything i say. girl not everyone likes being called girl you gotta stop girl

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

This month I’m starting a new challenge called No Problems November where I have no problems in the month of November

I want to scream but I will instead shower then moisturize then walk around

did you know that if you keep practicing a craft you may eventually improve at it

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work

I don't know whether any of you guys have looked outside lately but it's leaves as hell out there