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When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

LMAOOO

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

LMAOOOOO it got better

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

Yesssss

It just keeps getting better 😂

💀💀💀💀

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Wait this made me laugh

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

Oh god 😂😂😂

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

^^^ really tho lol

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

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tinypusa

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

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damnhebig

Fin

😭😭😭😭

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there’s no shame in just blocking people. there’s no shame in just deleting messages in your inbox that you don’t want to or can’t answer. it’s easy to feel like you have to acknowledge and respond to every person who addresses you on this website but you absolutely do not, and you should not if it’s negatively impacting your mental health.

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I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

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rattlecat

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

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lati-will
It can be beautiful when you get lost within someone else. A merging of souls, intertwining auras as they morph into a continuum of colors beyond what we can currently perceive. No individualism; realizing we were one the entire time. Recline back into the depths of their soul. There is no me or you, and the we becomes a unison eye.

Awakened Vibrations (via psychedeliclucidity)

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When you fall asleep tonight, I want you to think of at least one thing that has been good today. It might be difficult and you might think that there’s nothing but, however bad a day has been, there’s always one thing, even if it’s a tiny thing, that has been good, and sometimes it can be helpful to remind yourself of that as you fall asleep.