The population of Worm RP Tumblr is rising, and someone has to moderate it. I’m here to fulfil that obligation. I accept no payment I do this because I love it.
Ask me anything.

The population of Worm RP Tumblr is rising, and someone has to moderate it. I’m here to fulfil that obligation. I accept no payment I do this because I love it.
Ask me anything.
Soft Science (2019), by Franny Choi
who are your favourite birdcage inmates?
also are the rumours that you occasionally play matchmaker for the inmates based in any reality at all?
Officially, I don't have favourites—but really, what tinker doesn't admire String Theory? Terrorism aside, she has ambition.
As for playing matchmaker, the residents of the Baumann Parahuman Containment Centre have enough help with that from certain cell block leaders. If I happen to guide those residents who might be good for each other together, then any results of that are pure coincidence.
Awwwww Bestie, you’re too kind <3
who are your favourite birdcage inmates?
also are the rumours that you occasionally play matchmaker for the inmates based in any reality at all?
Officially, I don't have favourites—but really, what tinker doesn't admire String Theory? Terrorism aside, she has ambition.
As for playing matchmaker, the residents of the Baumann Parahuman Containment Centre have enough help with that from certain cell block leaders. If I happen to guide those residents who might be good for each other together, then any results of that are pure coincidence.
is it true that a trumpet tinker is currently making an army of sentient robot trumpet people?
The technical term is band, not army.
Is it true Armsmaster was seen stumbling out of your workshop with a big old smile on his face?
He was smiling? Are you sure? Did you see?
Er, that is, please refrain from speculating on the personal lives of capes. Repeat behaviour may earn warnings.
But really though, he was smiling?
Smoking the snoop dogg grade good weed to deal with all the bullshit and next thing I know I'm in Alcatraz prison having a bowl with Skitter, Alexandria, Dragon, and Carol Fucking Dallon
Ex-fucking-cuse me? Why am I getting left out of this?
It’s rude to exclude people. Please invite Miss Theory to your illicit drug escapades.
“I’m shooting at the MOOOOOOOOOON! How’d ya like that LAB RAT? I’m shooting at the moon you idiot.”
I just had the best idea
since no one in parahumans has a canon bday i think we should just start agreeing characters share their birthday with whoever kins them the hardest
Taylor Hebert's birthday is canonically in June, although there's inconsistency in the narrative as to whether it's June 19th (Scarab 25.1 of Worm) or at some point in the previous week (Monarch 16.7 of Worm.) Either way, the year would've been 1995.
Missy Biron's birthday was on May 15th (Polarize 10.10 of Ward) of 1998, which makes Leviathan attacking Brockton Bay on May 15th (Scarab 25.6 of Worm) and killing Gallant something that she may have taken a bit personally.
ok but who do u kin
I'm making an educated guess as to what kin means based on what I've seen from other people using it, but Natalie Matteson.
i have no idea what it means either this post is freeform. u get to pick her bday now tho
I'd rather pick it later. I've got too many things that tumblr is distracting me from.
It is now later. Her birthday is January 27th, since that's the day she debuted in Ward.
Sveta's birthday is April 10th now and sorry I didn't make the rules
amy was born February 16th and ill fight anyone who says otherwise
Cherish finds out that 9/11 happened on Aleph from researching the Travelers and brings up that that occurred on her birthday every chance she gets for the rest of the time she’s alive
Ashley Stillons has both her real birthday and the day she came out of the tube; the latter is textually June 19th and the former is May 13th, though she tells everyone it’s Halloween. She figures that since there’s two of her is fair to celebrate two different days to equal degrees and threatens to blast anyone who thinks otherwise
dragon_alpha(1).ver was first compiled and- er, that is, Dragon was born on July 26th. Them’s the breaks.
My robot GF runs windows 95 so this is very easy. Hell, sometimes we don't even make it to the sex before I'm having to ctrl-alt-delete her.
fun fact: why I wrote this shitpost, I had a windows 95 VM running upstairs on my computer. I didn't know it at the time, but it had already bluescreened.
NSFW
Quick question is there actually evidence that dragon runs/moderates pho in canon or did I fully make that up
Baseless speculation, but it’s a common theory.
Rules: Shuffle your “on repeat” playlist from Spotify (or the equivalent from the music service of your choice) and post the first 10 tracks.
Tagged by @official-prt-ene-pr
While we’re at it, I’d seriously recommend this version of Lera Lynn’s cover of Wolf Like Me. Both are brilliant, but I like this one more.
Tagging @larky-lark, @parahumans-online, @stillons, should you choose to accept.
HI this is @artseniccatnip keeping this to a sideblog for the simple reason that this is going to be a gajillion posts and I don't want to cover up my main blog with them...
again this is heavily inspired by @molabuddy's nonbiney swag competition but it's robots!
I know there are a lot of robots I could have added but there are already 84 characters so please cut me some slack!
A lot of people ask me why I chose the name Dragon. Does it symbolise something? Is there a deeper meaning? No. It’s because dragons kick ass. Next question.
Oh shit I just realized I can post the “Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You” here
his friend “Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You”
Their long suffering associate, the “Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)”
Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!
dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you
may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down
How about a glitch witch?
lol get bloomed idiot
SO AWESOME
Adding Saturation Sorcerer oversaturating the everloving hell out of you ~
I’d like to add Skewsgar the dimension-mage, he can skew you dimensionally.
Everyone say hi to the Ripple Witch (the witch who ripples you)!
Fill Bucket Goblin that changes your color
the chrome bot that chromes you
@ flocksis
Sorcerer who crystalizes u in the liquify tool or whatever
hi I just wanna add the fill tool enchanter who spills over to the entire canvas around you
Late to the party is Noise Magician who fills you with noise.
might i contribute the Artifact Archmage, who just jpegs the shit out of you
Beware the Transformation Mage, they will squash and stretch and transform you
halftone sorcerer that halftones you
Invert your colours just because
Ware, they encounter the Necromancer of Add Noise, who thinks if a little is good, a lot is better
oh look its zooming frosted glass bard that zooming frosted glasses you
Adding on the apprentice wizard that absolutely fucking ruins you, but it’s trying its best!! ^_^
Jim the Distortimancer hits you with a beam of Tile Reflection
Frosted Glass (normal) be apon ye.
dont forget the Druid of Distortion that centers your axis and twirls you
honoreble mention to @ thec00lersnail who i couldnt copy paste correctly :/
the only option here is for them to kiss, clearly
If this ends 50/50 I think it’s totally fair to call it a tie no matter which bar is blue, they deserve it :)
It's a tie! Give it up for your dual winners, Rachel "Bitch" Lindt and Taylor "Skitter" "Weaver" "Khepri" Hebert!! It's been a hell of a show, thanks for coming everyone ^-^ They're going to go kiss now
(art by my lovely wonderful girlfriend @beckypepsicola !!!)
This has done so much for unhinged women everywhere. I'm so proud of my little girl.
Weaver's like a daughter to me. I'd have no sour feelings about losing here—I know who I'm voting for.