just drew me as Alcina's girlfriend okay bye—
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MASSACRE ROUND 10: God I love gay people
Modified Bear (bear; Radiohead) vs. Woodcutter Bear (bear; Rhythm Heaven) vs. Kumatetsu (bear; The Boy and the Beast) vs. Bepo (polar bear; One Piece)
Submitters Say:
"Sorry if he's not a "real animal" enough!! Description: they're apparently genetically modified bears who end up looking antropomorphic!" (Modified Bear)
"90% sure this dude was both my furry and gay awakening. He’s crazy hot, he wears pants and overalls but no shirt, he yells masculinely at the top of his lungs while he chops wood in the forest, and he “wears clothes three times his size because his muscles get really big whenever he flexes.” He’s hot in canon too, the wiki says that the cats that he helps are “heavily implied to be attracted to him,” which is why they keep asking him to chop more wood for them. This also means that, at the very least, the cats are gay (they’re called “los gatos” in Spanish instead of “las gatas”), and, let’s be honest, the bear’s probably gay too. Just look at him. They’re just a few steps away from forming a polycule that worships this guy. Actually, they probably already have that without him knowing. Also at the end of the final remix, he chops open a giant peach and a baby comes out. I know this is a reference to a Japanese fairy tale, but I don’t know the specifics, so… it’s possible? Maybe? The mpreg furry polycule is possible? In the cute little rhythm game? Please?" (Woodcutter bear)
"Honestly I became so attached to this mess of a father figure. Shame the movie he's from released the same week as Zootopia in the US, I didn't know about the film until the next year. He's got issues, that's the best part! The bear has been my comfort character and blorbo since 2016 (oh god it's been that long?), and that's not about to change!!! I don't expect him to win, but hot damn do I wanna see this Dilf go down fighting." (Kumatetsu)
"If only one or two of the One Piece characters get in, it should definitely be either him or Carrot" (Bepo)
...I'm leaving it like that
Anonymous asked:
you remind me of the man
specifically the one with the power
So you know how when you're a new Tumblr user that defected from Reddit because that ship is going dooowwwnn baaybaayy, and you don't really know how everything works yet, and so somehow you end up on your own profile page but you dont realize thats its your own and you scroll like 5 posts and you think to yourself "wow I agree with everything Im seeing this is interesting" and then its like "wait I think Ive read all these before" and then you freeze and look at the top bar and see your own tag and realize "oh god fuck I have just reblogged all these posts another time over" and then you have to go through and make sure you dont have unintended duplicates and burn in shame in hopeful privacy because fuck Im making a gigantic fool of myself on this lovely platform that I did not download nearly quickly enough
You're doing great!! Reblogging the same things a few times is normal here!! Even several times in a row! My followers have been tormented by a post I find funny 20x on their dashboard! Nothing wrong with multiple rbs if u deem it worthy
Tumblr is a pvp zone and Reblog Burst is a very popular special move.
The Evening World, New York, March 16, 1908
Reblog if you too are a real amiable sort of freak with a very wide smile, just keeping pace.
everyone's saying it but yeah the new tumblr desktop layout is complete garbage lmao
yknow what i really can't fucking stand. how every social media now feels like it's designed for mobile first but then subsequently there is NO design for desktop and they just kinda slap a mobile interface onto a widescreen canvas and fill it with a solid color. like why is what feels like 60% of my dashboard just negative space on a 16:9 monitor. the entire thing is so fucking claustrophobic and just bunched together. use the space!!!! why are the timeline switcher tabs at the top of the screen getting cut off!!! you could fit all of them!!!
LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
zooming in to like 110% makes it a LITTLE better but it's still way too much empty space on the sides that could be used so much more meaningfully, and then going any further than that just starts to literally cut off the content i actually want to see, like at a certain point in order to cut down on negative space i can only fit half of a post on screen if it's long enough. on a 4K monitor. i don't understand why so much modern website design conflates "compact" with "efficient". they are not mutually exclusive but they're also not synonyms!!! 16:9 will not hurt you!!!! some of my favorite stuff is in 16:9! like psychonauts 2! everyone wants to be psychonauts 2! what are you afraid of!!!
You know that study that found when doing a blind taste test the majority of people prefer pepsi over coca cola so coke changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi, and people actually liked the new coke a lot less because the people who were buying coke didn't want it to taste like pepsi they wanted their coke to taste like coke. That's what a lot of the new changes tumblr is working on feel like.
Snax propo because we love Bugsnax:
The whole lore of Bugsnax is about how the bugs appearing, people loving them and obsessively worshiping them as fantastical beings, people eating them, then those same people slowly but surely turning into food and being eaten by Bugsnax. They spread like wildfire, they make all those who taste them rot and decay, and they do all of this while making their victims believe it’s a good thing. If that doesn’t scream corruption, I don’t know what does lol
will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake
so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type
Man ordering food: I work in the restaurant business ;)
Children working at restaurant: this guy must really like cherries. Got something in your eye there sir
Anonymous asked:
Penny did you hear someone put the Eggman speech from your fandub on a screen in Times Square?? :O
I did yes, but the audio is very very fake lol, the moon pissing speech did not actually play in Times Square. It is infinitely more likely that someone was just referencing the game itself by putting the visuals from the original scene on the screen. Which is still awesome.
Anonymous asked:
wait the rotg valentines box, is that the box of valentines that they sell during valentine’s day for kids to give away at school? with the 32 count of valentines in 8 designs? or is that something else? because if that’s the one i have then i didn’t know it had a poster! (i haven’t opened it yet lol)
Hello Anon! Sorry for the delay; we've been hit with some hardcore cosplay con crunch 😂
Yeah! The little kids valentines kit. I thought it was so silly that my friend got it for me at the time, but now it feels a little like holding a weird piece of history. This box existed and we have the proof and we can share the evidence with other fans who care.
We didn't actually keep the box, because space is a premium in this tiny house, and I only kept one set of the valentines. But here they are!
And here's the poster that comes in it. We plan to frame it eventually:
So feel free to keep your box in mint condition, Anon, because we can show you what's inside it 😂 Thank you so much for the Ask!
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
Happy 5th Anniversary, all you bitch ass motherfuckers