I’m not crying, you’re crying!

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

Lesbian Trickster Goddess

Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much

Represent

Reblog the Bisexual Trickster Goddess for a bountiful harvest and encourage representation of Bisexual people 

@oneupgirls

The UK and US distracting themselves with memes while their countries fall apart.

*checks bag* OK it’s there *closes bag*…. *2 seconds later* okay but is it REALLY there *checks b

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

This is a call out.

Both are good!

Fucking finally! Some good news for us hot shower lovers!

Who showers in their underwear?

Show us the cartoon dick you cowards

Why can’t we just have a normal, informative post here why we gotta make it like this

i’ve been doing hot showers and then ending them with a minute of a cold shower for years! it really helps balance your body temperature cause you dont feel too cold when you get out and you get to experience both benefits of a hot and cold shower! i also just looked it up and they’re called contrast showers which are 100 times better than just doing simply cold or hot. it’s really therapeutic and good to do hot then cold in one shower session. so try it!

also yes, show the cartoon dick ya cowards

Contrast showers are the best!!!!!

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

Gina and Tony Stark are one in the same.

being “raised right” doesn’t mean you don’t drink, party, and smoke being raised right is how you treat people, your manners & respect

I’M BRETAHING IN

THE CHEMICALS

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

Couldn’t scroll

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

you wet idiot

I can be your angel or your devil

just let him eat your leg you monster

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic