having inherently weird sex with my objectively weird spouse
Older computers were more intimate. You could hold your hand against their CRT screen and feel this faint static on your skin. That was them holding your hand. Give him a kiss when he was really clicking and chunkin to let him know he can take his time. Girlfriend Computer was burning pirated CDs for you so you didn't have to spend money. Real anarchy kinda gal
sneaking up on a guy and sucking cerebrospinal fluid out of the back of his head with a straw
Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here
Ripley's I'm tired of explaining this shit to you
Ripley's you know what? Whatever.
Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!
I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!
‘You need to learn to prioritise’ no YOU do! You’re the one dishing out tasks!! All I need to do is take things back to the onion!
me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
Tadpox
The sickly pokemon
Poison type
Tadpoxs' bodies are too small and weak to control the potent venom secreting from themselves, constantly making themselves sick. Should they persevere through this, they will evolve into Amphidote.
Shiny
Anonymous asked:
Weren't you and Leshy divorced??
Go die in those filthy bushes you love so much.
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