Es un fastidio no tener dinero suficiente para hacer las cosas que quiero.

Cuando mi mamá me llama y yo respondo pero ella no dice nada y me toca ir hasta donde esta.

Mi yo de instagram hablando con mi yo de tumblr.

taaaaan literal

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

oh my god

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

Reblogging for the last comment.

This post is GOLD.

As a person whose child reads her fanfic (and knows it’s mine) this post first haunted me with the hell that was to be my future and now makes me smile.

El mundo no se acabará por eso.

Adivinen quien es una chica invisible y quién es Tiburón Krum jajaja

-Tiburón Krum.

¿Se acuerdan cuando decíamos que el 2018 iba a ser el mejor año de todos? jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

Mi yo de instagram hablando con mi yo de tumblr.

— Poeta Invisible