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welcome, buffoons.

@honkiestofbonkies

just a guy that likes to draw his oc's and make memes. (see pinned post for more info.)

Welcome to the blog of honkiestofbonkies !!

You can find some different things on my blog.

My original art, reblogs of things I love, music and games I love, (will wood and deltarune)

My pronouns are he/him and I'm MLM/NBLM!

Take a seat and let's enjoy this hellsite together!

I also have tags for my OCs and oc art.

#patrick mara #jack willamette #sean chulainn #tom brandt #oc art

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Terfs, truscum, homophobes, misogynists nft/crypto likers, xenophobes. DNI

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my-wanton-self

There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man.

They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished.

Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping them in their lane. Traffic would have to be blocked for the duration.

But now, they have a lovely bridge, and no one has to ask: Why did the Christmas Island Crab cross the road, if they’re just gonna get squished?

Answer: They want to hit the beach. Because that’s where they like to have sex. And because the mummy crabs like to throw their eggs into the ocean after they’ve spawned them in the burrows that the daddy crab so kindly digs on the beach.

Look at them scurrying over their bridge, the smell of the ocean in their noses, the thought of copulation driving them on…

Whew! Finally, made it to the beach…now The Sex can begin!

Mission accomplished… And a few weeks later after a float in the ocean…

Back come the ankle biters…to the rainforest where they live.

cumpriest

so funny to me when white american christians are like “ooh i incorporate my religious trauma into my art and thats why i draw these stained glass gothic church gold multi eyed reneissance sculpture angels agnus dei” like i know your protestant southern california ass didnt have any of that. go make some art about this

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Damn way to read the assignment and go above and beyond.

the bleakness and sanitized feel of most American protestant churches really is an underused medium.

My drunk ass aimed my phone inside a chip bag and the flash reflected hardcore and got this crazy unedited photo

Hold up, is this possibly the explanation for:

That's probably how this picture of my dog happened gsjhdjdb

why is your dog made of metal and/or tin foil

This is the post that keeps on giving

this photo of my dog in my backyard on tile

Amazing

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wrapping my puppygirl girlfriend's HRT in cheese

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Reminder to other puppygirl girlfriend partners that some HRT must be dissolved under the tongue so you shouldn't wrap it in cheese!

Instead you need to hold her mouth open and stick your fingers in her mouth

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you heard it here! stick your fingers in her gay mouth

Why you can’t use stud if you white: A TED Talk

Differences in black masculinity and white masculinity. So like in ye olden days, lots of butches presented as men because it was safer for them to pass, yet that wasn’t really true for studs who were targeted regardless of gender, because racism. Homophobia and shit has always been so rampant within the black community because of respectability politics. Being Queer was seen as white. Black people, but more specifically black women,  really didn’t get rights at the same rate as whites. Any sort of deviance was punished even more aggressively.

Studs deal with over sexualization, except with added fetishization. We are seen as naturally more aggressive than our white counterparts, because black masculinity is seen as more aggressive, even in queer spaces. One of the other terms for Studs is AG, which stands for Aggressive, a reclamation of what we have always been called, now used for confidence .

I’ve linked a good doc to the stud experience.

I’ve been getting more questions about the different between butch and stud ; so I’m reblogging this again so it’s easier to find for learning!

A fun meme for y'all

i’m sorry what

Pog as slang comes from the twitch emote, taken from a video with pogs in them. What is a pog? A small cap from a juice drink that is traded and used in games by 90s kids. The juice drink was called POG, short for passion fruit orange guava. Passion fruit was named after its flower, the passion flower. Passion flowers were called "flower of the five wounds" in Portuguese, eventually being translated as passion fruit by the English in reference to the passion of Jesus, aka his last moments alive before being crucified.

I love history, language, words, communication, and humans.