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me walking the streets of salernum after my ancient roman buccal fat removal surgery with my brows done beat face contoured hair done marilyn monroe style with my ancient roman perfect curl hair mousse wearing my ancient roman rouge hermès matte lipstick and that dior blush shade 361. from ancient rome
my favorite bit of "rich people are Like That" ephemera that I picked up from my Russian literature binge was from a noble character who was complaining about his serfs neglecting their duties, specifically the duty of staying up all night long slapping the pond water in order to prevent the frogs from croaking so that the nobleman could enjoy his sleep at his country estate with its adorable pond. whenever I hear wealthy people's complaints in this day and age the majority of it automatically filters to "the fucking serfs won't slap the pond anymore and it's honestly so destructive and cruel of them to deny me my beauty sleep like this" type statements
Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand
reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from
The thing that gets me about Looking For Jobs is that every hiring site has like miles of just saying words at you that you have to scroll through. Talking about teamwork career building opportunities goals. Talking about "our mission" & it's a grocery store
I'm too autistic for this amount of extraneous social song & dance bullshit I just want to know if you'll pay me or not
You're a grocery store. We both know you're a grocery store. Your mission is to sell groceries. You could give a fuck about peace and love on planet earth. I could give a fuck about you. I'm here because we live in hell. You know this. I know this. You know I know this. I don't know what you're paying though. Because this page is longer than it has any goddamn reason to be and you put that information right at the bottom. With an asterisk next to it
Nice to meet you I’m Natasha an underworld doctor
"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."
so THAT'S what it's supposed to mean. that actually makes sense.
ppl who have never lived outside of a city writing these rural american gothic posts like "the goats know secrets" girl the goats dont even know how to get their horns unstuck from the fence without my help
Making necessary changes in my life bc I’m like three bad decisions away from being this girl 😭
Me and I don’t even have the boyfriend
If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
I... what.
😦
Girl help they are doing Qanon style esoteric analysis of Taylor Swift Selfies
“All of us are by nature wild beasts…”
FAVOURITE THAI FILM(S) PER YEAR • 2004 ↳ TROPICAL MALADY (2004) dir. Apichatpong Weerasethakul
biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell
chemists will be like this is a molecule
goldhornsandblackwool
okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like
They are not kidding
We are full of so many fuckign guys
“Make my words.”
Well, I’m convinced.
why is sonic the hedgehog there
oh my god that's the bird upside down. i thought it was sonic the hedgehog
girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store