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There he is

The bear in area

His arrival was foretold in ancient murals

he’s going The pisstance

he’s going For peed

sometimes i really do like it here

they’re horrors to YOU, however i’m turned on by them

I have dark powers and can enter the phantasmal realm at will. With one blink of the human eye I can rend a man in twain. I am roughly nine inches tall. What am I?

This post feels like when you're walking down the street and catch a glimpse of a conversation. What the fuck lead up to this

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

do you think if robots came out in 2015 instead of 2005 that this guy would have been one of the inescapable tumblr sexymen like the onceler or humanized bill cipher

listen the message of robots (2005) is that if we all work together we can destroy our capitalist oppressors through direct action not that if we all work together we can sexualize a robot

Moocha, Strawberry, Vanilla 🐮

sir please that’s my emotional support group of mutuals who I never interact with but still care deeply about

I’m going to go APESHIT the next time I hear someone say that Jekyll and Hyde represent good and evil. Apeshit, I tell you.

The people in 1897 were mentally in 2030

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'

girls don't want boys, girls want megamind's fucking sick platform goth boots that he wore to fight titan

I'm bisexual which means I have both the limp wrist condition and the I'm gonna lift all those chairs by myself if it kills me syndrome

you: hey

me, with 25 wikipedia tabs open on cryptids, megafauna, & extraterrestrials: what?

The early 2000s making a comeback after we all vowed to bury them for all eternity

you know what? fuck you *unfrankens your stein*

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

no..... my dinks....