you're telling me this j pegs
how many elizabethan people do we think spontaneously realized they were lgbt after watching twelfth night be performed
imagine being a repressed teenager in 1602 and going to the theatre to see the new play that's being put on and it's about a love triangle between a man, a woman, and a woman disguised as a man who both the man and the woman fall in love with, and because it's elizabethan england both the woman and the woman disguised as a man are played by young men. I would have turned transgender on the spot I think
I think there’s nothing funnier than accidentally clicking on someone’s tags on a reblog, because you basically have to say “no tumblr i wasnt looking for every post on the site tagged as ‘i need you to understand that he gives me more mental illness than you can comprehend’ but thank you for your efforts”
he-who-returned
i don't really get the point of this
Ok Dumb Fuck
They should invent a body that works
I think they have baths AND bodies that work but you need to go to one specific store chain for them
tag yourself i’m “spent a month in london”
two things: I hate change and having my routines interrupted. I hate things being the same it’s boring
Anonymous asked:
is there a label that ACTUALLY means 'attraction regardless of gender' and doesn't have transphobic origins?
yes it’s called “bisexual”
Hello I am the tiny penis doctor. You might notice that the placard on my desk says big penis doctor, that is because the hospital calls me the big penis doctor so if you have a tiny penis you do not have to ask for the tiny penis doctor, you simply ask for the big penis doctor and that way nobody knows you have a tiny penis. I am sorry my friend I have left the intercom on so now the entire hospital knows you have a tiny penis, I am so sorry
i can’t find my headphones and target is closed this is a nightmare .
put an ant in each ear and they will sing to you
not a half bad idea avtually
