do u ever walk from a social interaction like damn. this is why i keep my mouth shut most of the time
Turns out the potassium nitrate I had as fertilizer for algae to feed my slut isn't fucking a nitrate salt at all and I am pissed
I think a slut needs a more varied diet than just algae?
This is the worst typo in the world
This is the slut in question by the way
isopods and crabs and eels and hagfish and sixgill sharks swimming around abyssal plain: pizza hut!! pizza hut!! pizza hut!! pi(dead whale floats into view) awwww
adhd just makes your really bad at capitalism, unfortunately
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like bro i am just floating in a bubble detached from the flow of time and you want me to work 8 hour shifts?
I am built to sit up from sundown to sunup with minimal food and less light watching for intruders or little animals that I can kill. That requires very little of what would actually be called work and a whole lot of just zoning out because my eyes and ears are naturally attuned to picking up and focusing on changes to the environment. I am not built for the 9 to 5 office world, Janet. Unless your job requires me to persistence hunt Mark for sport.
Currently looking for jobs that let me hunt Mark in accounting for sport
the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent
Gay culture is, at least once in your life, seeing someone attractive and wondering if you want to be them or be with them
its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm rooting for all women but especially the fucked up and silly ones
Remember when M*A*S*H had a kinda jazzy porno funk version of the theme for like 30 seconds in the second episode and then literally never played it ever again?
"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
i went to the library and theg all knew you and they liked you and it was nice
it should be illegal to make a cute girl (me) have to face the horrors of the world (getting out of bed)
