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Morgan

@homosexualhedgehog

just a homosexual who really likes hedgehogs

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

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If by some miracle I can afford to go to pax east this post will be the reason

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

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If by some miracle I can afford to go to pax east this post will be the reason

Idk why there’s a stereotype of lesbians not wanting to date bi girls, I personally am a huge fan of them, because you see them flirting with a guy and think damn they’re straight but then they’re like no I’m bi and it’s like an unexpected gift sent by the gay gods

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

Narcissus wrote this

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

if you’re online at this late hour with nothing to do here’s a plant personality quiz to waste time on for no given reason. you’re welcome and enjoy.

ppl are reblogging this w their lil results in the tags n it’s so fucking cute i wanna cRY

Chamomile, Nettle, Passionflower

Echinacea, Fennel, and Nettle :) 

Chamomile, Fennel, and Passionflower.

dere you go

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

yAy

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

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salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

Because I love you all.

Remember when we made these.

Just made this and i mayve added a little more vanilla than intended, but still tastes AWESOME

omg the recipe

ive been searching for this for seven years

finally

finally its here

Okay so its amazing but also guys,, pls,,,,, dont take the part abt the chocolate chips srsly, like, three tablespoons at most,,,,

You know what? Caleb is the only one of the main four (Ben, Abe, Anna, Caleb) who did not get a sex scene or even a smoocheroo and frankly this is ‘Funny Best Friend’ discrimination and I won’t stand for it. I had to sit through S&M Simcoe and horrible awkward Arnold sex and not even a kiss for Caleb. Boo, I say. 

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

YOOO PL CLASS GOT CANCELLED YESTERDAY

IT GOT CANCELLED AGAIN

types of people

grey- earbuds in, doesn’t talk, disappearing randomly, always busy, tired face, hard outside soft inside.

yellow- bright eyes, cheerful grin, quick winks, tattered converse, warm heart, city parks, close friends.

blue- denim jackets, patterned socks, messy hair, knowing looks, full coffee mug, roaming the sidewalks.

red- angry glare, strong feelings, ripped jeans, combat boots, leather jackets, bruised knuckles, record stores.

brown- deep eyes, full of stories, old soul, sipping tea, soft skin, vintage clothes, thrift shops, flannel shirts.

green- smoothies, splattered jeans, paintbrush in hand, art museums, road trips, pressed flowers.

Blue, brown, grey. Mmmmmmmm I see a pattern

New ask thing

What colour person am I to you?

What do y’all think?

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

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Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

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i’m bisexual and stupid. that’s all i am. god looked at my shitty tiny frame and said, “you’re going to be a little bisexual moron” then released me into the world.

reblog if the british have also set up camp right in your damn drawing room