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am i considering spending $70 on all 21 volumes of a childrens book series just so i can prove one of the characters was trans? am i that petty? the answer is yes
UPDATE: the price dropped. It’s $57 now. My self control is DWINDLING.
i read this and was like “oh my god this is about the famous five isn’t it” and i looked at the tags and I WAS RIGHT
love that you’re back on tumblr
am i considering spending $70 on all 21 volumes of a childrens book series just so i can prove one of the characters was trans? am i that petty? the answer is yes
UPDATE: the price dropped. It’s $57 now. My self control is DWINDLING.
Will and Gareth? Will and Gareth?! WILL AND GARETH?!! I did NOT know this was a ship I needed until now. No offense to Mike "it's not my fault you don't like girls," Wheeler, but Will deserves better. I have a feeling that Gareth can be a bit of a grumpy bear like Hopper, and Joyce notices when Will brings him around.
"It looks like we have the same taste in men," Joyce joked.
"Mom!"
Though Will was the one who started calling Gareth his grumpy bear, Joyce loved that and started to call Hopper that as well.
"Aw, look at our grumpy bears!"
"Joyce! We can hear you!"
Consider:
The very next day after Steve and Eddie get their own place, Eddie brings home a dog.
Eddie says she’s 7 and she only had three days left and she’s so gentle and he’d always wanted a dog but Wayne was allergic and look at her little grey snoot and-
And so they had a dog.
They agreed on Zeppelin after a week and a half.
And one day, the dog was nibbling at Steve’s plants again, and he rolled up the newspaper in his hand and started shooing Zeppelin away, and from behind him he hears a very dramatic gasp.
“Steven? Did you just hit my daughter????”
“No, Eds, I just waved it towards her to-“
“STEVEN. are you a PUPPY HITTER???”
“Wh- No, Eddie, Absolutely not! She was eating my Pothos and I shooed her away, I didn’t even touch her!”
Eddie turns to where Zeppelin is watching the altercation.
“My Zippy baby,, come here, come here child.”
Eddie cradles Zeppelin on the floor, wrapping his arms around her gently, like she’s wounded.
“My dear Zippiest of the Epplins, Queen of these lands. Did your papá strike thee with the scroll of this day?”
Steve still swears to this day that his eyes have never rolled so far back in his life.
“Ah yes my poor child I see. His cruelty has wounded your precious soul. He shall be burnt at the stake on the morrow.”
“Eds, c’mon. I’m no puppy hitter.”
Eddie looked deep into Zeppelin’s eyes, nodding his head.
“Mmhm. Mmm, mhm. Okay. Steve, she’s willing to settle without trial.”
Steve sighed, but played along, getting down to eye level with little Zeppelin.
“Zeppelina, princess of the sky, light of my heart. I am terribly sorry for my horrible crime of waving the newspaper within a foot and a half of your body. Will you forgive me?”
Zeppelin kissed Steve’s nose.
Eddie cheered.
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Also consider:
-Steve cross-stitches a pillow that says “no puppy hitters allowed”
-Eddie brings home a cat a few months later, who swatted at Zeppelin once and got put in air jail for her crimes. They had to teach her the house rule, and her and Zeppelin have been pals ever since.
-One of Eddie’s sound guy friends pops Zeppelin on the nose during a party and they ask him to leave.
-Robin is Zeppelin and Luci (the cat)’s godparent. She has been sworn to uphold the “no puppy hitter” commandment. She has added a clause granting her the legal right to strike anyone who striketh the puppy (or kitty) using the same amount of force, or greater. Steve said it would not hold up in court. Robin doesn’t care.
-Dustin pulls the “she’s not a puppy she’s technically a senior dog” bullshit and everyone in the room boos and throws paper balls at him
soooo funny that marvel keeps completely fucking up Thor’s character and then being like “taika 🥺🥺 can you come fix him please 🥺🥺🥺” and he just does
People go on about good healthy queer rep but I cannot express how much I want unhealthily devoted queer rep. Raise your lover from the dead no matter the cost. Kill to get them to safety. Trade your soul for theirs. Die to reunite with them. I want gothic hyper-devotion codependent lovers
Boring people the second they see something a little creative,silly,experimental,or even just a little confussing: UHMM...⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😭😂
Seeing Ben Shapiro and his ilk froth at the mouth about how the Barbie movie is "the most woke, most anti-men movie I've ever SEEN!!!" is so fucking funny because like. This? THIS is the "wokest" movie you've ever seen? Like yeah, it's a fun movie and it's critical of the patriarchy and all, but this is still like... very Gender-Studies-101 stuff. I've seen comic strips more 'anti-men' than this. I think if Ben Shapiro ever read an Audre Lorde quote he'd straight up turn to dust
★ ☆ ★ ⭐︎ TERFs if you reblog this i'm tearing you limb from limb ⭐︎ ★ ⭐︎ ★
I HAVE BEEN OUT THE COUNTRY FOR ONE WEEK. NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO SOCIAL MEDIA SO I CAN PAY ATTENTION TO FAMILY. I COME PACK AND WITHIN FOUR FUCKING HOURS IVE LEARNED THAT TWITTER IS NOW CALLED X, AND APPARENTLY THERE ARE ALIENS NOW???? LOSING MY MIND.
I HAVENT EVEN SEEN A SUPERNATURAL MEME ABOUT EITHER YET WHAT IS HAPPENING
I HAVE BEEN OUT THE COUNTRY FOR ONE WEEK. NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO SOCIAL MEDIA SO I CAN PAY ATTENTION TO FAMILY. I COME PACK AND WITHIN FOUR FUCKING HOURS IVE LEARNED THAT TWITTER IS NOW CALLED X, AND APPARENTLY THERE ARE ALIENS NOW???? LOSING MY MIND.
Steve: I'm Steve
Steve: This is my boyfriend Eddie.
Eddie: Why, good day sir!
Steve: This is my other boyfriend Jonathan
Jonathan: Hi
Steve: This is my and Jonathan's other boyfriend Argyle. He is also friends with benefits with Eddie.
Argyle: Fascinating outfit choice, sir
Steve: This is Jonathan's girlfriend Nancy. We are also friends with benefits
Nancy: Hello!
Steve: This is Robin. She is also Nancy's girlfriend and my platonic soulmate
Robin: Platonic with a capital P!
Steve: This is Chrissy. She is together with Robin and Nancy and Eddie also
Chrissy: Have a nice day!
Steve: This is Vickie. She is also girlfriends with Robin and Chrissy and maybe with Jonathan? I am not completely sure what's going on there to be honest
Vickie: Nice to meet you, sir!
Mr. Harrington: Was- Was that all.
Steve: Of course not! We haven't even gotten to the kids yet! This is Jonathan's younger brother Will
Will: ...hello
Steve: this is Will's boyfriend Mike
Mike: I can definitely tell that you two are related...
Steve: Don't listen to him, he is a little shit. This is Mike's ex-girlfriend El. She's in a throuple with Max and Lucas now.
Eleven: *passive aggressive stare*
Steve: This is Max. She's going steady with El but she and Lucas is more of an on and off thing. But everyone knows that she actually loves him and vice-versa but is just scared because she's let him build a home behind her walls and feels like she is too broken and messed up to deserve him.
Max: That last part was completely unnecessary. Asshole.
Steve: Ouch. This is the aforementioned Lucas. Besides El and Max he's also got an on and off thing with Mike
Lucas: Uhm. Is your face supposed to be this red, sir?
Steve: And this is Dustin.
Mr. Harrington: Dustin?
Steve: Yeah, Dustin.
Mr. Harrington: Just Dustin?
Steve: He has a long distance girlfriend
Dustin: I am regrettably straight, sir.
Steve: Dustin.
Mr. Harrington:
Mr Harrington: *explodes on the spot*
...and this is the story of how Steve defeated his deadbeat dad with the power of love
The CIA babysitter post is perfection and I am absolutely tickled at the idea of Senator Erica getting to sit on the Intelligence Committee. Her just staring down the director of the CIA like “you know what I know you wanna try again?” while somewhere in the distance Steve whoops like it’s an NBA championship game.
Also most classified items come under review to be declassified after 25 years with some exceptions so you know Murray is out there meddling. I just love it.
I am dying at the image of Steve watching an Intelligence Committee hearing on C-SPAN just because Erica is a part of it. Like, this guy does not follow politics. Most of the news he gets is second-hand from Robin and Nancy. He didn’t even start voting until 2008.
He has no idea what the hell this hearing is even about or what side he should be on. Honestly, he finds the ways that politicians talk without saying anything confusing and boring, but he’s watching to support his girl.
Eddie is chattering away to his livestream audience on his way upstairs to see if Steve is ready to leave for their lunch date. He pauses at the top of the stairs when he hears loud clapping coming from the living room and an enthusiastic, “That’s what I’m talking about!”
He fully expects to see some kind of sports game on the tv when he walks into the room, not…a democratic representative from New York.
And Steve is hyped.
He is sitting on the edge of the coffee table, as close to the tv as he comfortably can be and his knee is bouncing up and down like it does when he’s excited. And Eddie is…confused? He’s baffled? Wondering what the hell happened to his husband.
“…Stevie?” Eddie asks and gets promptly shushed. Steve doesn’t even look over at him, just waves his hand in Eddie’s direction. “Babe, are you suddenly interested in…energy security?”
“What?” Steve asks, giving him a confused look before returning back to the screen. “Oh, shhh. This is the best part.”
“There’s a best part of a government hearing?”
“Shhh, look,” Steve says, smiling when the camera cuts away from the director of the department of energy over to Indiana Senator, Erica Sinclair. “Look at how professional she looks! And she’s like. She’s doing amazing.”
“What’s her stance?”
“I don’t know, energy department bad?” Steve shrugs like it’s not important. “She called the director guy out on inadequate internal controls, said it hasn’t gotten any better since the ‘80s. She didn’t say it but she was definitely talking about Hawkins Lab and the ‘chemical leak’ in ‘83 and like, that guy knew it too.”
Steve turned back to the tv, “How cool is that?”
Eddie pauses, takes in everything Steve just said and then ends his live-stream abruptly, “Baby…was that not a real chemical leak?”
