the fact that you're alive is a miracle

so the movie was good

me: well at least my self esteem cant get any lower

self esteem:

✨lgbtq blog✨

hi my name is straightguy contractor and this is my wife blondehair interiordesign and this is our hgtv show, gentrification

I’m honestly waiting for a show where the wife is the contractor and the husband is the interior designer. I’d watch that! #FuckGenderRoles

no offense but how do you manage to miss the point of a post this badly

i love that lesbian culture is just like, wanting to have a wife, going to farmers markets + dreaming of having your own farm someday, organic produce and like herbalism and astrology

I 

am so tired

of being consumed

by other people

No. NO. My fucking black great grandfather didn’t go to war for this bullshit.

My Roma family did not die for this bullshit. DC can take a walk and never turn back. Fuck. This.

Why tho? Like this is such a bad concept. Alternate realities where Nazis won and chattel slavery still exists are BORING

I wish they’d figure out that “Alternate” doesn’t fucking apply considering we’re in a whole ass reality where Nazis are still a fucking problem

they had us in the first half im not even gonna lie

This is why D.C. sucks and will continue to flop. They think outrage= sales when those sales gonna die out and they’ll have no fucking fanbase.

connie w/ bangs is too cute <3

me: *looks at myself in the mirror* me: Hm. don’t like That

i got the most relatable spam email

I can’t believe after four seasons of worldbuilding Lars is gonna end up learning more about homeworld and gemkind that Steven ever did

McDonald’s has their 20 piece chicken nuggets on the 2 for $3 menu right now. You’re supposed to mix and match items, but there’s nothing stopping you from getting 2 orders of them for $3. Which means, for the low, low price of $9.63, I just got 120 chicken nuggets. The lady asked me three times if I was sure I wanted that many, and then when I rolled up to the window, she looked in my backseat like she expected to see four kids there, but it was just me. I took my 120 chicken nuggets home and ate them all, and I gotta say, this is what life is all about.

He Went From “Hello Sir, It’s Nice To Finally Meet You” To “Your Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too”

The announcement of the upcoming graphic novel brought up all sorts of old feels, so in commemoration of the continuing story, I decided to break my own heart.  Enjoy.

re-watch avatar the last airbender it’s good for your health 

I embody my- I mean, Ruby and Sapphire’s love. I’ll always exist, even if I split apart.