DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)
you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact
she's seventeen. she's schizophrenic. she's a lobotomite. she can't drink tea because she only had tap water and bread for most of her life. she watched the person who meant the world to her kill herself for her sake. she's housemates with god but he and his apostles keep having crazy insane joker sex and she finds it deeply upsetting. she's haunted by anywhere from 200 to 203 ghosts. she's gay. i didn't say her name but she popped into your head didn't she
LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG
FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES
LOL
the entitlement of usamericans is hilarious at this point. messi has blessed you with his magnificent presence in your country and you have the audacity to demand he learn english? uhm, why would a god sink down to the demands of men? you learn spanish, or be grateful he's giving translators jobs. sit down.
need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"
your brain is unfathomably colossal
Alison Bechdel wrote this book and chose violence
[image: "most people don't even try to get what they want because of the painful reckoning with their parents it entails."]
I like going on the weather app it’s the only app I feel truly safe on
we gotta scroll so far for the wikipedia article when we google something now it feels so fucking wrong
If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
