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THE FULL COMPILATION THUS FAR
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Even more 😎
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Beans!
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Smear Frame
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WHY DOES HOT TOPIC HAVE A MILITARY DISCOUNT. who returns home after killing people in afghanistan and is like phew now i can get 20% off on my todoroki merch 😌
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it’s for them
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Why are tankers usually the weebs?
A tank is just a basement with treads and a gun
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New post series: Business Website Headlines from the Year 3,000.
"Sexually-Transmitted Canine Genital Cancer Makes the Jump to Humans; What This Could Mean for Dog Oil Futures"
"Selling Your Flesh to Wealthy Cannibals: 5 Tips for Getting the Most Money for Your Meat"
"Supreme Divine Empress Avaricia Clinton-Trump Sacrifices 1,000 Souls Per Day to Appease the Market. Soon, that Might Not Be Enough."
"An Upcoming Meteorite Impact Will Eliminate 90% of Life on Earth; How Will This Affect Unemployment Figures?"
Today's mood: trans women wearing their old Boy Scout uniforms.
That autism feel when a neurotypical is yelling at you for infodumping too much and you're like "You think you can shut me up? Motherfucker, even I can't shut me up."
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“Woaah look at the moon” Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is.
Today's mood: a burlap gunny sack filled with an assortment of small mammal bones.
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Yeah, lemme get a uhhh a coke with no pickles
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yeah can I get a uhhh a big mac with no ice and a mcflurry with extra cheese
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i’m gonna need uhhhhhh the bacon sunny-side-up and a glass of hash browns
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This is just how customers are
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need you to run to the store and pick me up a can of eggs
Sure. Anything else while I’m there? Bag of milk, maybe? Can of squid?
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See if they got a uhhhhhhhh a loaf of orange juice
Donezo. What else ya need?
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Mushroom witch and her little mushroom friends
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Y’all remember when we burned down a bunch of police stations and made the President of the United States cower in a bunker? That was cool. We should keep that energy going.
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New post series: Business Website Headlines from the Year 3,000.
"Sexually-Transmitted Canine Genital Cancer Makes the Jump to Humans; What This Could Mean for Dog Oil Futures"
"Selling Your Flesh to Wealthy Cannibals: 5 Tips for Getting the Most Money for Your Meat"
"Supreme Divine Empress Avaricia Clinton-Trump Sacrifices 1,000 Souls Per Day to Appease the Market. Soon, that Might Not Be Enough."
homo-machina reblogged
New post series: Business Website Headlines from the Year 3,000.
"Sexually-Transmitted Canine Genital Cancer Makes the Jump to Humans; What This Could Mean for Dog Oil Futures"
"Selling Your Flesh to Wealthy Cannibals: 5 Tips for Getting the Most Money for Your Meat"
homo-machina reblogged
New post series: Business Website Headlines from the Year 3,000.
"Sexually-Transmitted Canine Genital Cancer Makes the Jump to Humans; What This Could Mean for Dog Oil Futures"
New post series: Business Website Headlines from the Year 3,000.
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Remember when I used to post art on here? Those were wild times.
Anyhoo, here's a whole-ass pen drawing I apparently made months ago and forgot about.