John: Remake the World pt. 1

John held his side to slow the bleeding from the bullet wound that had just been inflicted upon him and glared at the one holding the gun. Standing before him were two figures, each equally powerful in their own way. 

The demon known only as Lord English, golden gun in hand and aimed directly at him, his ever changing eyes looking toward him and his mouth twisted into a sort of smile.

Beside him stood the Condesce, looking equally annoyed and amused. After the proud had freed those from her command she had decided to cut her loses and destroy them and make a new plan to kill her master at some other point. 

John looked around, scanning the broken battlefield to see if there was anyone left to back him up. That however, was impossible. His friends bodies laid on the battlefield, truly dead, having died heroically against the two creatures.

"Boy" the voice of Lord English rang out. "Did you and your friends really expect to defeat that which has already won?"

John looked at him, and then at the Condesce before taking a step back. "I did, but I guess now I don't" he closed his eyes.

"Oh now what, will you go back and try to warn your friends?" The Condesce laughed. "You must be real glubbin stupid, isn't it obvious that no matter what you do we will kill them again and again and again?"

John wanted to voice protest, he truly did. But the words wouldn't pass his lips. He knew she was right. They had fucked up, this wasn't something they could win at this point. Not without changing...everything. "Your right, from where we are there is no way to win" he looked up at them, a dark look passing over his face. "But history is mine to change, so I think it is about time I started getting to work" 

Lord English felt a massive amount of temporal disturbance ring across the world at those lines. He might not be smart, but he knew everything there was to know about time. And at this moment something was happening he couldn't describe. "Kill him!" Lord English opened fire, but in vain. 

John Egbert had disappeared in a flash of light.

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John found himself on the trolls homeworld, looking over the planet form atop a mountain. "Okay Egbert, what are you going to do now?"

He sat down and thought about exactly what his plan was. In truth he didn't really know how to fix things, he was still ignorant on so many things. If Rose where here she could tell him what the change just by getting lucky. Jade was way smarter then him, and would probably already have ten plans. And Dave would probably just look at every timeline and find the best option. But all he had was wind, and that didn't do much.

Unless it did. John stood up and smiled. "I need to learn everything, that way I know what to fix..." he looked down at himself. "I just have to hope this works..." John let out a small breath and reached deep down into himself. When he finally found what he was looking for he opened his eyes. "Good bye" he said to himself, covering his body to wind and allowing himself to spread out across the world. And suddenly he was everywhere, everyone. He could observe and see everything all at once, as if he were watching a zillion t.v. monitors at once and understanding everything that was going on. He saw romances, tragedies. Life and death. Beginnings and ends. He kept this form going, spreading himself across the galaxy as trolls carried bits of him with them. Years, centuries, more. Time passed until it became meaningless to him. 

And eventually he reached a point where he had caught up with his current timeline, and with a mighty effort he pulled himself back together. He fell to the ground where he had been reformed and began to shake, feeling unsure of a form he hadn't taken in a very long time. His mind went from crazy to sane in the snaps between fingers. Everything he learned running through his mind so fast he thought it would explode. But after more time passed John felt everything settle and a smile came to his face. If someone saw it they might call the smile demented or even fear inducing. But no one else was around, he had picked his spot perfectly. He shakily pushed himself to his feet. 

"Right, save the entire reality time" he closed his eyes and took a breath, teleporting himself to the first place he needed to be. 

John: Awaken

John woke up with a start, his covers pooled around his lap as he fought to catch his breath. He looked around the room, vision blurry due to his lack of glasses. He quickly grabbed them from his nightstand and put them on, looking at his empty room with a frown of confusion. 

The last thing he remembered was the other kids and him fighting against The Condesce. It had been a tough fight, but it looked like they had been about to win... and now he was in bed. John caught the wiff of baked goods in the air, which was strange, Nannasprite's baking didn't smell like that, the only one who could fill the air with that smell had been...

John jumped up from the bed and exited his room, running through the halls and taking the stairs two at a time, almost falling facefirst in his rush. He really did need to heed those warnings one of these days. He entered into the kitchen and saw... his dad. He was in front of the oven, watching a cake cook while mixing up the batter for another one. "Hello there son, happy birthday" Dad smiled warmly at his son. "Thirteen already, time flies" 

John stood in place, unable to get his body to obey his commands. He felt tears come to his eyes. "Just a dream..." he whispered to himself. 

Dad Egbert looked at his son, confusion written plain on his face. "What was that?"

John pushed up his glasses and rubbed his eyes with the back of his hand. "Nothing dad, I just had this really weird dream, maybe I ate something funny last night"

His father thought about it for a moment before nodding. "Maybe, I will cut back on making us sweets before bed, see if that helps" he put down the mix. "So son, it is your birthday, what do you want to do?"

"Well... um..." John looked down and bit his lip. "Do you think we could just spend the day together, cooking, and clowning around, watching some movies and stuff like that?"

He smiled warmly and nodded. "I couldn't think of a better way to spend the day, through you might want to change out of your sleep clothes"

John looked down at himself and laughed. He was still wearing his pjs. "Good point, give me like ten minutes, I am sure everyone wants to get their well wishes done with." he turned around and started to exist the door.

"Son, one second" Mr. Egbert called out.

John stopped at the door and turned around. "Yes dad?"

"I am really proud of you" he stated with a smile.

John shook his head. "Thanks" he made his way up the stairs and into his room, quickly throwing on some clothing for himself to wear. He got in the chair and turned on his monitor, examining pesterchum and awaiting all of the well wishes he was sure....to...get... wait what was going on here?

His pesterchum contact list was empty. John sighed and glared at his screen with annoyance. There must have been an update that deleted his contacts by accident. He quickly typed in turntechGodhead into the user search so he could refind Dave. But after a few moments the search came up...empty. There was no user by that name. 

"What the hell?" John bit his lip again. Maybe Dave had changed his screen name to escape a troll? John typed in tentacleTherapist and found to his annoyance that there was still no users. Okay this was starting to get on his nerves. He typed gardenGnostic into the search. Maybe Jade knew...

No search results for that user.

John hit his keyboard with his fist. What was even going on here? If this was some kind of birthday prank he did not find it very funny. 

John took a moments to really think about it through. Maybe they had just been a part of his dream last night. Maybe he had just imagined Dave and Rose and Jade. It had been a pretty vivid dream, him making up people in the dream probably wouldn't be that odd. A sudden beep tore his away from his thoughts, and when he looked at the screen he noticed he had a chat request. He quickly opened it and found that there was no user name, but rather a phrase written over and over again. Wake Up.

John rolled his eyes and closed the window, but when he did he saw his monitor was filled with the same message. Wake up. John almost cursed, thinking his computer had been hit with some new virus. Except when he looked away from his computer he saw it everywhere. Written on the bed, on the walls, on the floor. Everywhere he looked all he saw was Wake Up. John closed his eyes tight. "Go away, go away, go away" he whispered to himself, almost pleading. When he opened his eyes the room was normal, as was his computer. "Man I really did eat something weird last night" John got up and went back to the kitchen. "I'm back"

His dad nodded and the two of them began to work. But something seemed off to John. He couldn't pin it down, but a feeling of unease that he just couldn't shake hung over him like a cloud. "Pass the whisk dad?" John held out his hand for the utensil but nothing was placed there. "Dad..." John looked up and found that to his confusion his dad was frozen in place, unmoving. Actually everything seemed frozen, as if time had simply stopped.

"So then, is this it?" John followed the voice to the doorway of the kitchen and found something that confused him greatly. 

Standing at the door was his dad, dressed in the same hat and smoking the same pipe as the dad next to him. "W...who are you?" John asked, taking a step back.

The other Dad walked over to the kitchen table and sat down. "You know who I am John, and you know where you are, don't you?"

John was about to open his mouth to speak, but found he couldn't. No words would exit his mouth, no matter how hard he tried. And then, realization flooded back into him. 

They had been fighting The Condesce and had been about to win, but then she had raised her hand and there had been a flash of green light. And then he woke up here. "Is this?"

His dad nodded. "Just a dream I am afraid" 

John walked over to the table and sat down, looking at his dad. "So who are you?"

"I am your father John, who else?" his dad took the pipe from his mouth and set it down.

"But you aren't real" John said, his voice heavy with sorrow. 

His dad thought on that for a moment. "In a way I guess I am not, but in other ways I am, sometimes it is better not to question it"

John nodded and looked down. "So what now?" he asked, his voice sounding weaker then before.

"That is up to you John, it is your dream, what do you want to do?" His father looked at him curiously.

"I..." John paused, really thinking about the question. "Would it be wrong of me to want to stay here, to just forget about everything and pretend I had this life for awhile?"

His father shook his head. "No it wouldn't be wrong, I couldn't blame you for not wanting to leave, for just wanting to stay here" his father looked at him. "But I couldn't be proud of you if you choose that"

Those words hit John like a bucket of bricks. "That... that is unfair!" John slammed his palms on the table and stood up, tears in his eyes as he glared at his dad. "Do you have any idea of all the shit I have been through, of everything I have done and fought and... and...and..." John's voice caught in his throat and his vision blurred with tears. 

His father slowly stood up, wrapping his arms around his sound comfortingly. "The measure of a man isn't the hardships he has been through, but rather how he deals with those hardships" His father moved back a step. "No matter what you do, I will be proud of you, but if you do nothing, then I can't be. If you choose nothing, then I will be unable to find pride in the things you do, because you won't be doing them."

John absorbed his fathers words and hugged him. "I miss you" he whispered under his breath.

John's dad wrapped his arms around his son and held him in a fatherly embrace. "I miss you too son"

A sudden gust of wind blew into the room and surrounded John, covering him in a layer of wind. When it disappeared he stood taller, his godtier clothing covering him.

"So did you decide?" his father asked.

John nodded. "Yeah, I have people who are depending on me... and a father I need to make proud" he let out a breath.

"I am always proud of you son" his father rested an arm on his shoulder. "You have become a fine man, I am truly proud of you" 

John smiled and his hand on top of his dads. "Will you come with me?" 

His father smiled and began to fade away. "I am always with you son" his father disappeared, leaving John standing alone in a room of pure white.

"My friends need me" a portal opened in front of him, glowing with a sort of purple energy. "Lets go dad!" he jumped in, ready for whatever waited on the other side.

So bad news.

There probably won't be a lot of activity from me for awhile. My computers hard drive called it quits and I am currently in the process of trying to build up enough money to get a new one. Hopefully that pans out and I can be back working on this blog soon. Odds are I might be out for a few weeks, a month at most. I will try to get some stuff done on paper so when I get back you guys can have a load of cool updates. Hope to see you all soon.

-Lord High Editor. 

Death of Gamzee

Gamzee pressed himself against the wall, slowly sliding down it, his purple blood leaving a smear against it. He raised his head and looked out toward the trolls in front of him, the ones who had done this much damage to him. “Looks like you motherfuckers win” he coughed weakly and press his hand against a wound in his stomach. “So…does can a highblood get one last request or do I just bleed to death now?”

The group looked at each other nervously before Karkat stepped up. “What do you want you raging psychopath?” he gripped his purple stained sickles, ready to attack again.

"Just one last conversation with my best bro" Gamzee looked at the other trolls behind Karkat. "Just you and me bestest friend" he looked down at himself. "I mean come on, not like I can do much looking like I do now"

Karkat thought about the request for a moment and then nodded. “Go” he said to the others. “Who knows what the humans are fucking up right now” 

Kanaya and Terezi looked at each other and then at him, their expressions both filled with worry. 

"I said get the fuck out of here!" Karkat barked. They both nodded and turned, making their way back to the rest of the group. Karkat moved forward and knelt next to Gamzee. "So what the fuck do you want to say?"

Gamzee looked at his formal morial and smiled a bit. “Sorry” he said weakily.

"Sorry?" Karkat looked at him and grit his teeth. "Is that all you had to say?"

He shook his head. “No, just what I wanted to start with…” he coughed, spitting out a gob of purple tinted blood to the side.  ”I want to tell you some shit, that no one else can know, so promise to keep it a fucking secret okay?”

Karkat looked at the clown and stayed silent for a few moments before nodding. “Fine”

Gamzee grinned. “Knew I could count on you” he raised his arm and playfully touched his fist to Karkat’s shoulder. “You were always one of my motherfucking best friends, ever since we met, all that time ago…” he thought back to when they met, but banished the thought. He didn’t have time to think back on shit right now. “I guess the best way to start this would be… I have known about your motherfucking blood for basically ever bro”

Karkat looked down at him, his eyes filled with confusion. “You…”

"Shut up and let me talk!" Gamzee barked out. "I don’t exactly have motherucking time, and I have shit to go through" 

Karkat nodded, deciding to stay silent and listen to the dying troll.

"Good, now I never really gave a fuck about blood color, didn’t really seem important, not while I was on the slime anyway. But I knew other motherfuckers cared about it, and that it would screw you up for the rest of your life" he shook his head. "I wasn’t about to let my best fucking friend be screwed for his entire life" he took a few short breaths, trying to not pass out from blood loss. 

"Of course I had no idea how to do that, until the game came up, then an idea really came to my thinkpan, you could be leader of one of the teams and beat the other one" he laughed shakily. "I dropped hints to every motherfucker that you should be leader, they were small but I made sure everyone would be able to think of you as a leader" he waved his hand. "Guess I did a good job, seeing as when the teams came together everyone was good with you leading" 

"But that wasn’t it, even if they accepted you as a leader without blood color there needed to be no motherfucking doubt the caste system was stupid for the next generation, that just because your blood was higher didn’t mean you were better. I needed to be the worst thing that ever happened, I needed to make monsters of the highbloods, so the next trolls wouldn’t think about letting us be high up." 

Flashback

Vriska walked down the hallways of the meteor bored out of her thinkpan. She wanted to be fighting right now, not sitting around watching the humans have all the fun.

"Sup my mothefucking blue blooded sister?" Gamzee smiled, leaning on the wall.

"Go eat a pie" Vriska said, walking past him.

"You seem on edge, something wrong?" he asked curiously. 

"For your information yes, I am bored out of my fucking mind watching these humans fuck around and not doing anything, we should hunting Noir" Vriska unloaded on the clown.

"Maybe you should hunt Noir" Gamzee said casually.

Vriska stopped for a moment and turned around. “What do you mean?”

Gamzee shrugged. “You are a motherfucking god tier and the strongest member of the team, I bet you could beat that motherfucker with both eyes closed”

Vriska looked at him for a moment with a frown. “You think so?”

Gamzee smiled. “I don’t think it would be too much of a miracle sis”

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Eridan waved his wand, sending out a blast of pure white energy and destroying another target. “The power of science proves itself once more!”

A round of clapping rang out from the back as Gamzee walked into the room. “That was pretty motherfucking sweet”

Eridan raised an eyebrow. “The fuck are you doing here clown?”

He shrugged. “Can’t a motherfucker step in and see what someone is doing” he tilted his head. “Speaking of which what are you doing?”

Eridan grinned and tapped his wand on a desk. “The fuck does it look like, I am mastering the art of the white science so when we fight Noir I can slaughter him”

Gamzee nodded. “You think you can beat Noir?”

The fish-like troll grinned. “Of course I can, with this power I can do anyfin”

"Even through he is stronger then our final boss by like a thousand times" Gamzee put on an impressed look. "You are really that strong?"

Eridan bit his lip. “Of course not… but with everyone else…”

Gamzee frowned. “You really trust everyone to back you up, you must have a lot of faith in them”

Eridan paused his tapping of the wand. “Now that you mention it…”

Gamzee shrugged and turned around. “You know if I were you, I would probably jump ship while I could, that might just be me through” Gamzee walked out, leaving Eridan alone with his thoughts.

flashback end

Gamzee smiled at the memories. “After that is was a matter of waiting, didn’t know exactly how the shit would fall, but in the end we three proved that highbloods are all vicious fuckers who shouldn’t be leading dick” he frowned. “Through you were suppose to kill me, not motherfucking calm me down, but I guess that it wouldn’t be the same” he looked up. “After that I thought stuff would be fine, but then the humans showed up… and I saw how that glasses wearing fuck started screwing with your feelings for Terezi, fucking up your relationship, so I blackromed Terezi to knock him out of the red” he laughed. “Humans… fucking weird, but with me dead and Dave not interested in relationships with trolls she is all yours for whatever quadrant you want”

Karkat gripped tight his sickle. “Even if what you are saying is true there were better fucking ways to do it”

Gamzee looked up to his friend his eyes glassy. “Maybe, probably, who motherfucking knows” Gamzee let out a small breath. “One last motherfucking thing” he reached up both arms and closed his eyes, summoning two objects from his fetch modus. One was a briefcase full of jars filled with colorful liquids. In the other hand was a small spiky orb. “In the Condense’s palace on Derse there is a machine that can be used to regenerate dead trolls using genetic material, these jars are filled with everyone’s blood and a special juju that will transfer their personalities in it… working for a demon has advantages” he coughed. “And this is a matriorb I alchemized after years of guesswork on the code, pretty obvious what to do with it”

Karkat looked at the two object and at his friend with shock. “Gamzee…”

He smiled. “Don’t tell anyone, just go and do your thing bro, people respect you now, no one will care about your blood color, especially after you bring them to life again. You will help beat a god, there is nothing else I can do…” he slowly reached up his hand. “I am pretty sleepy bro… think I am going to take a nap”

Karkat nodded, taking the case and the matriorb and putting them in his fetch modus. “You do that man…”

Gamzee gave a slight nod. “Bestest motherfucking bros?” he asked weakily.

Karkat grasped Gamzee’s hands in his own. “Yeah, best bros”

Gamzee smiled and after a few moments finally passed on.

Anon Asks: Can I make reacts?

So a few people have sent asks wondering if they could submit fan reacts. And I would like to say.

Yes

I want this

It would be awesome.

Simply use the format of other reacts and make your own. Submit it to me and I will post it so it can be seen by everyone. 

That is all for today, please look forward to two new reacts coming either tomorrow or the day after that. One another ship (a rather strange, yet fun one) and a react that might be a bit... triggering. Nothing NSFW but still, lets just say it might be interesting. Till next time friends

-Lord High Editor

Anon asks: Trolls react Karkalicious

Karkat reaction: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Fuck me, fuck me this wasn't suppose to get out. Has everyone seen it already? Fuck. Oh fuck I need to get out of here, I need to fine the most isolated corner of hell and hide there before any of them find me. Don't come looking for me and for the love of god don't point them in my direction.

Sollux reaction: At this point I am pretty sure Karkat has fled reality, so yeah I am the one who lifted it from his computer and emailed it to everyone. Because fuck can you honestly blame? That shit was the funniest thing I have heard in my life.

Tavros reaction: Um... I don't want to offend him or anything but... god that was the single funniest thing I have ever heard before in my life. Maybe a more confident person would hold back the laugh and tell his friend everything would be fine... but even I kind of plan to make fun of him for this. I mean... Karkalicious.

Equius reaction: I find a number of things in this song quite disturbing. First being that he believes that I would feel any quadrant towards him, or that I could have a feelings so intense they would exceed the concepts of quadrants. The second being that he is playing on my morials unfortunate crush on him. Now I have to go make him unable to function in pailing actives. Excuse me if you will.

Vriska reaction: Oh gog this is so horribly pathetic I can't stop laughing. Karkat, the troll who couldn't hold a redrom to save his life is saying that every troll secretly thinks of him. Oh my sides they hurt oh shit I just can't. Fuck seriously that is just too great. And also stay away from Egbert, even in your deluded fantasyscape I have dibs.

Terezi reaction: First off no, I am never going to stop reminding him of this song until the day he dies. Second of all even through we have gone past any chance of redrom it offends me that I am second in line during this hypothetical pail party. Not that someone as honorable as me would be caught dead there. Honestly it seems like wasting genetic material during something like that is rather illegal, and you know crime pays.

Aradia reaction: I have to say, in my travels I have found things buried deep in Alternia that were never meant to be found. I am pretty sure that is what this song was suppose to be. Thank gog it was found through because this is the single funniest thing I will ever hear.

Gamzee reaction: Motherfucker certainly has a high opinion of himself doesn't he? Does he honestly think I am going to drop my pants and fill a pail with him just because he is pretty awesome? Well motherfucking newsflash, I probably will, time and place bro, lets make a miracle.

Eridan reaction: And people call me pathetic? Jeesh at least I didn't have my head crammed so far up my own wastehole that I believed that I could land any member of our species without the effort of even trying. News flash Kar you aren't that great. Even I could only woo... maybe half our species before the game. saying you could do more is simply a lie.

Feferi reaction: Oh my glub... this is just... I just can't stop listening because this is the single most amazing thing I have ever heard. It might be a bit crude but oh I just can't. Oh this is just the single greatest thing I ever have the pleasure of listening to. Can you die from laughter?

Nepeta reaction: D...did Karkitty just say he would fill a pail with me? Wait he also mentioned a line... if I point Gamzee at them I wonder how many he could take out... or I could use him as a distraction and get their first... no one but me is doing anything like that with my Karkitty if he says I can. 

Dave reaction: Dude hate to break it to you but that isn't ironic. That is just kind of sad. And by kind of, I mean really sad.

Anon asks: John <3 Roxy?

Humans react to: John x Roxy

  John reaction: Well what can I say? Roxy likes a whole lot of the same things I do! She thinks the magic tricks I do are interesting and she even watches movies with me and enjoys them! She has a bit of a problem with drinking I guess, but no one is perfect, and I help her whenever I can. She is really cool and I guess above everything else she just makes me really happy.

Rose reaction: John is dating my mother. I mean I guess she is not my mother. But she is. I am not really quite sure how to handle this. I think a healthy dose of alcohol is need. And by healthy I very much do mean I am very glad I am godtier and my liver can regenerate damage done to it by fatal doses of liquor.

Dave reaction: Well I am happy for them. I mean it is my best bro and my... technical... mother. Wait if they got married would that make John like my dad...? Hey Rose stop drinking all the alcohol some of the rest of us need this burned from our minds too! Um... anyway I am happy that the two of them are happy. Now excuse me while I drink away the thought of having John as a dad.

Jade reaction: Aww they are so cute together. Being all super dorky with their magic tricks and such. I just wish they would keep less cats around so I could hang out with them more often!

Jake reaction: Why I think they are both great for each other. And they pull off a rather crackerjack magic show when we get together. Through I do wish they might tone down their constant need to be adorable together. A rugged adventurer like myself should not be caught squeeing because two people are ridiculously adorable together. Which is a thing I will deny doing unless you have video evidence, and if you do please remember I carry around pistols *finger guns*

Jane reaction: Personally I am glad Roxy found herself such a nice man. With how happy they make each other one forgets that Roxy is dating a younger version of my poppop... which would make her my grand....mother... excuse me! Dave, Rose, is there still copious amounts of drinks to help me forget certain facts? Great!

Dirk reaction They are good for each other. Roxy makes John act more adult with keeping her off drinking, and John keeps her off drinking. Honestly the only way it could be better is if they both shared a number of interests. Oh wait they do. Well look at that.

Roxy reaction: Hm me and John? Well what do you want me to say about it, I really like him. He is basically everything I could ask for in a guy. He loves magic, he is dorky in an adorable and endearing way, he makes me smile even when I feel like frowning... and he helps me realize that I don't need to drink all the time to be happy. I couldn't ask for anything better, and I think I am a very lucky girl to have him.

((I apologize for my lack of updates lately, I am currently doing a few reacts and am done with the Beta vs. Noir and halfway finished with Trolls vs. Gamzee. I am always looking for new reacts, so remember to send me an ask. Might do a few more updates today and tomorrow, so if you have something you want to see send it in! Remember I don't just do ships, I have them react to just about anything. Actually the next one I will do... well lets just say it is... karkalicious))

Blog Update

Quick shout out to my 32 followrs, you guys rock adn thanks for following this little blog of mine. Anyway you won't see many normal reaction updates for a few days because I am working on three big reacts much in the form of Dad reacts to Jane's mind control.

Beta Godtier react to Bec Noir.

Trolls react Evil Gamzee

Alpha Godtier react to The Condesce

These three projects will be released at the same time, thus by you might see two to three day stretches with no reaction updates. This does not mean I don't want to see lots of react suggestions hitting my mail, because even when I don't get to stuff right away I save the ideas to work on later. Also from now on in order to allow people to reblog my stuff (apparently something people like to do) I will simply add anon asks to the title of the post. If you however want me to ask a question and you are not anon I will still post it as an answer to an ask. 

Once again thank you for your followers and your likes and your reblogs. You guys are great and I hope to provide lots of cool content in the future.

Homestuck react: Grimdorks

Karkat reaction: Now I like to think of myself as a rather down to Alternia person. The kind of guy that doesn't shove crap in peoples faces. But HA I fucking called it. Oh what is that? I am weird huh? Well now who is in a committed long term relationship with someone who makes them happy and who is right? ...Oh just fuck off.

Kanaya reaction: While I might not exactly enjoy the fact that Rose is now dating another person I am a big enough person to say I am glad they are happy together. I am not however big enough to not mention that she traded someone with a fashion sense like mind for someone who ears a bright blue hoodie pretty much every day of his life. When it is sunny one should be wearing something other then a piece of clothing meant for cold days. 

John reaction: Well I really like Rose. She can be down to Earth and really smart. But at the same time she can be really funny and can trade a back and forth with the best of them (a.k.a. me). I mean there are things we have disagreements about. On movie nights weapons might get drawn on whether we watch Con Air or Harry Potter, but nothing that ever gets too bad. She makes me happy, and that is more then I could ever ask for.

Dave reaction: Oh Egbert and my sister? Fuck yeah I support it . First off he is human, and as cool as dating aliens can be I really don't want my sister giving birth to some weird half human half troll... thing... I mean don't get me wrong she is free to date whoever she wants, but if I really had to pick someone it would be John. I mean the odds of him making the first move on anything are about the same odds that I one day will grow up to not be awesome. And those odds aren't ones I would bet on.

Rose reaction: Oh yes John and I. Well I suppose it was inevitable. When your creator likes your pairing enough to make a chart over it-

Karkat- Fuck off

Rose: -seems like it is inevitable. As for John well... he makes me smile. After all of the darkness and over all fuckery we have been through he still finds a way to make me laugh. Honestly after three years on that floating rock I only really laughed or thought I was happy when I was downing moonshine. But now he can get an honest laugh out of me, one that doesn't make me hate myself when I take it. What can I say, got to love a man who can make you laugh.

Jade reaction: Oooooh my gosh I am so happy about them being together. Rose keeps John from going to crazy with his pranks and Rose seems a lot happier around John.I think they are just perfect together. Always knew the two of them would fall in love. And... I guess that makes Karkat right about something... which is not something I am used to saying. It sounds weird... and a bit wrong.

Dad Egbert: So it seems my son has found himself a girlfriend. I know that like a true man he will treat her right and eventually bless me with many grandchildren.

John: Dad... 

Rose: Honestly John calm down.

Mom Lalonde: Well I suppose if they are going to have children they should have a wedding. 

Rose: Oh god why.

John: See not so nice now is it?

Dad Egbert: Excellent point, I will start working on the cake toot sweet.

Mom Lalonde: And I know the perfect drink to go with a wedding.

John: Want to get out of here?

Rose: Yes, for the love of all that is good yes

John and Rose have absconded

Anons ask: Homestuck reacts to: Dave <3 Karkat

Karkat reaction: Okay first off fuck anyone and everyone who tries and points out I suggested we not date humans. If no one else is going to listen to me then why should I give a fuck what I say? Anyway I like being around Dave, no matter how pissed off I get he just keeps this calm voice and talks me out of it. It ain't perfect, but hey, I don't mind it.

Terezi reaction: Wait my previous two redrom interests ended up together? I am... confused... and a little turned on for some reason.

John reaction: Wait wait wait wait. Karkat... and Dave... dating? Like going to movies and having sick rap battles and stuff? What exactly do those two do for dates? Watch ironic romcoms? Angry raping? I have so many questions.

Rose reaction: I must say I am the Seer of Light and even I did not see this one coming. I suppose dating trolls must just run in the family blood. Through I am still unable to wrap my head around the concept of my brother making out with Karkat... pardon me I do believe I now need to break my sobriety or kill myself. Whichever will remove that image faster.

Dave reaction: Yeah I kind of figured people would ask a few questions about this one. To be honest with you guys if you told me a few years ago I would be dating Karkat I would have sent you back to be eaten by dinosaurs. But three years of getting to know a guy... well you just learn shit about each other, you get close to them. So yeah I am dating Karkat. We make each other happy, so anyone who doesn't like it, well the dinosaurs are always hungry.

Jade reaction: I really like the two of them together. Dave breaks his cool kid thing around people and shows a bit more emotion, and Karkat shows... a lot less emotion. Which is a good thing, because most of his emotion was rage. They really balance each other out, and I am happy for them.

Bro Strider reaction: Wait wait wait wait what? My little brother managed to hook himself some piece of hot alien ass?

Dave: Please don't do this.

Bro Strider: Well listen if the two of you start doing any behind closed door stuff...

Dave: I will pay you so much money just to stop.

Bro Strider: Then either make sure you top or wear protection, I am not raising some weird alien creature that explodes out of your chest after two hours.

Dave: Okay I am going to go find a place to kill myself now. Reactions over. 

Anon asks: KarkatxTerezi <3

Trolls react to: KarkatxTerezi <3

Karkat reaction: Listen I know I am going to get so much shit from the other assholes who I call my friends but... she makes me feel whole. And less angry. Like not every little thing needs to piss me off. Fuck I even caught myself laughing in a way that wasn't filled with disgust for the person making the joke. 

Sollux reaction: I mean don't get me wrong I am happy for him and everything, after all he is one of the people that annoys me least. But it is creepy seeing him all happy and stuff. Like if you asked me what was more likely, Karkat smiling or me giving up hacking I would have said the latter had a better chance of happening. Shows what I know.

Tavros reaction: I am really glad hey are together. Karkat calmed down a whole bunch and Terezi seems less... um... crazy? I guess. I mean that isn't the exact word I would use. I mean maybe it is what a confident person would say, but um... I am not that confident.

Equius reaction: While I might find the idea of one with such noble blood dating one who has... not so noble blood, I have found that I need to simply focus on the happiness of the party I like, and she seems... happy. 

Vriska reaction: So my scourge sis has a little matesprite does she? Well I am glad they are happy, and they can continue to be up until their luck runs out. Good thing for them I would never be so petty as to steal their luck from them. Would I?

Terezi reaction: Oh me and Karkles hm? Well after we got past all of the games and stuff it was really nice. He always does all of these things he watched off of a romcom and I will tell him how silly it is and then do stuff to make him blush that candy red color. He makes me happy above all else. Like... like I don't have to be miserable about everything all the time. And seeing his rare smiles... well lets just say there are only a few things that make eyes worth having. And that is one of them.

Aradia reaction: I am glad that they make each other happy. I am also glad that they both manage to cool each others... quirks down a bit. I don't really mind people being anger, but when you are as powerful as me being around that much aggression and hatred really does a number on the thinkpan.

Gamzee reaction: Aww how cue, my morial and my motherfucking black interest all hanging out together in the red quadrant. I am pretty fucking chill with it, just means when the club falls I only need to swing motherfucking once.

Eridan reaction: I honestly don't see what the big deal is. Two of the most unpleasant assholes I know got hooked up and now they are slightly less annoying to be around. End of story.

Feferi reaction: Aww they are glubbing adorable. They hold hands when they walk around and Terezi tries to embarrass Karkat and he does all this glubbin romantic stuff. It is just amazing to watch!

Nepeta reaction: Well I guess I am a little sad that Karkitty picked someone else I am happy for them. There are plenty of other ships to go after, so what is the point of getting hung up on one of them? Better to purrsue a new OTP don't cha think?

Trolls react: JohnxVriksa <3

Karkat reaction: How in the fuck did you do it Egbert? How in the fuck did you not only manage to survive courting but actually enter into a full blown redrom with the high queen of bitch herself? Are you the bitch whisperer? If you are teach me man. If what you are doing can work for her it must work on Terezi, and anything you can do I can do better.

Sollux reaction: Wait...  you mean that is actually a thing? I thought it was some sort of myth, like the one horned hoofbeast. Someone who could actually get Vriska to not be a bitch for five seconds. Oh Gog everything I have ever believed has been turned on its head. I need something more sane then this.Back to trollblr.

Tavros reaction: Bah to both of them. I hope Vriska ends up crippling him and insulting him for needing to use a wheelchair. Except she won't because he is godtier and can fly and do windy stuff. Eh screw this reaction I am out.

Equius reaction: Well I may not like the idea of us trolls involving ourselves in human affairs I have to say I don't mind this. If it keeps her out of my life and gets her to stop trying to have worrisome RP's with my morial she could date a tree stump for all I care. Pardon my harsh words.

Vriska reaction: First off I am pretty sure the others are reacting with some form of surprise so I am just going to say fuck all of them just to cover my bases. As for John... well he is geeky, a bit annoying, way to into magic or jokes or whatever. But he makes me happy, makes me feel... accepted. Like yeah I did this shit before, but I don't have to be constantly judged by that. He makes me want to be a better person for him. And if you fucking tell anyone I said that I will deny it and then have you hit by a truck.

Terezi reaction: Oh this is great! Now Vriska has one more weakness for me to exploit when the time comes for us to finally clash. If you capture the criminals lover they will of course try to save them. And then justice can be served to both. 

Aradia reaction: Well if you had asked me before I would have told you that Vriska didn't deserve anything other then a quick kick to the face and a bunch of bones broken through telekinesis. But now that I am godtier all that stuffs seems very unimportant. So I both wish them happiness and wish them death, but at least a swift one. Two corpse parties for the price on one!

Gamzee reaction: Aww those motherfuckers look real cute together. Maybe when my master orders me to subjugulate all of these motherfuckers I will put them in the same cage. After I break every bone in their motherfucking bodies first of course. Can't be too safe.

Eridan reaction: I can not believe that she would deny my perfectly valid and awesome offer for a blackrom and pick up... some human for a red fling. Honestly that girls thinkpan must be fucked up beyond all reason. Oh well, her lose. I am not about to share some dumb spider bitch with a human of all things.

Feferi reaction: They are glubbing sweet. John somehow made Vriska act all nice and stuff. It is like... a miracle. I wonder if his pale quadrant is taken up... maybe he could finally do something about Eridan...

Nepeta reaction: Awww they are adorable together. I totally ship it! Also Vriska roleplays a lot nicer now, maybe this is a good thing. But to be purrfectly honest I am just glad they are happy.

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High Lord Editor: Just to let you guys know any ship reacts will be treated as cannon. So just because I have done JohnxNepeta doesn't mean you can't send a react like JohnxGamzee. Anything they react to is cannon in that react.

Trolls React: Gamzee<3<Terezi

Karkat reaction: Man this thing... when I first found out they were blacking for each other I figured Terezi could handle it. If I had known that Gamzee could really be that harsh a blackrom I would have tried my best to form a auspisticism with them. But... too little too fucking late I guess.

Sollux reaction: Pfff really they are black for each other. Man Terezi must eat that clown alive. Wait... he is the top dog in that? Well shit I didn't think that asshole had it in him.

Tavros reaction: Well um... I have had some experience with blackrom... well I guess it could have been red... Vriska was... really unclear on that. I mean I guess it is um... fine? 

Equius reaction: Personally I believe that the Highblood could do better then some Midblood who is disabled and wouldn't even accept robot eyes. The Highblood should only attach himself to those who are close to his ranking in life. Through I would never presume to tell him what to do.

Kanaya reaction: Personally I would still like to take the saw to that pathetic clown bastard. And no I don't plan on getting involved in it, I would only make things worse in that regard.

Vriska reaction: If I ever get my hands on that pathetic excuse for a clown I am going to show him why you don't fuck with a fellow Scourge sister. Only we are allowed to fuck with each other. That is the rule.

Terezi reaction: ... in an ideal black relationship both partners are able to find what bothers each other most and use it to inflict small jabs and insults at the other. It is suppose to be a rivalry and should never cause one party undue pain, or else it becomes something else. With Gamzee... with Gamzee it is so much worse. At the start I could keep up with him, insult him and jab him here and there. But as time went by he stopped being effected, and started being more effective. He played on every weakness and insecurity and attacked like an army of mind controlled Lowbloods. The best way to explain it... have you ever hated yourself? Not just hate but pure honest and absolute loathing. Every time you look at yourself, or think about yourself all you feel is disgust? That is what it was like. He... he killed my friends. Nepeta... Equius... fuck he made me kill Vriska! Every ideal I have held says he should be executed... but I just fucking can't. 

Aradia reaction: Aw yes the realm of Kismessitude is a rather dark and crazy path. Not one that should be threaded lightly, and certainly not with someone like Gamzee. If you can't affect your opposite then there is only pain and suffering to follow.

Gamzee reaction: So you motherfuckers want to know about my blackrom huh? Well it is great! Motherfucking wonderful. Have you ever seen someone humiliated? Now I don't motherfucking mean they drop their pants in a crowd by accident, I mean a motherfucker who is so deeply ashamed by themselves that the hate in their eyes is directed inside. That is what I see every time I have her around. Every time we kiss I feel her motherfucking soul break a bit more. It is the sound of the sweetest motherfucking music you have ever heard. 

Eridan reaction: Oh yes that spiraling mess. Hm some trolls just can't keep their quadrants fucking in line. So sad. I guess it is just another area where sea dwellers just do it better.

Feferi reaction: It is kind of heartbreaking, seeing Terezi sad all the glubbin time. She used to be really happy and stuff. Oh glub I wish I could help.

Nepeta reaction: This was one ship I would have been purrfectly find with not seeing come true.