obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

This is the funniest addition to this post

I’m pleased to inform you that after this clip ends, Brennan immediately goes off script trying to estimate how long this took.

Just a reminder about fatphotoref.com—it exists!! I'll be updating with new photos next week and hopefully more regularly after that. Request access by going to bit.ly/fpraccess 💙🧜‍♀️ happy mer may!

It is not Mermay anymore, but the moment I saw these mermaid poses, I knew I wanted to paint one of them for exercise :D So last night I finally managed to do that. Colour-wise I wanted to do something inspired by Yuming Li, because their delicate balance of colours is so incredibly fascinating, and I want to understand it.

if you search a tag on someone’s blog on the mobile app it will show you only a selection of posts in an inscrutably random order but if you go to a mobile browser and type [blog url].tumblr.com/tagged/[tag] you will get all posts on that blog with that tag in reverse chronological order. if you add /chrono behind it you get them in regular chronological order. naturally this works in desktop browsers too but i know many people are mobile only these days and the app’s built in tag search is shit so this knowledge is vital to your survival

ID: #unfortunately not everyone HAS a blogurl.tumblr.com these days #you gotta opt in for it /end ID

WAIT REALLY WTF

YEP! You have to go to Edit Appearance and toggle Enable Custom Theme:

If you’ve ever noticed that some people’s blogs only open in the weird dashboard format and don’t lead to an actual blog this is why!!

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 08/06/2013 4:45:11 PM.

Hello i'm a normal person here's some stuff i drew to illustrate different traits different "person getting controlled" tropes can have

THIS IS SO COOL

woah

This is from ‘Beasts of Burden’, a really cool comic about a bunch of dogs (and one cat) protecting their town from the supernatural things that threaten it. It’s spooky and sad and really just fantastic. At one point they teamed up with Hellboy. Everyone should read it (if you don’t mind some pretty dark things happening. it is not a cheerful comic but it is a good one).

Hey! So, I loved this comic, and still think about it occasionally, and tonight it was linked to me again with just the right timing so that I hyperfocused and squirreled off to go read everything! They aren’t really numbered well, but the Wikipedia page has a list of them in release order and what anthologies to find them in!

But given that it’s a pain to seek out each one one by one, I’ve got a list of links in order a smidge further down! Please try to support Dark Horse Comics if you can, but if you’re broke like me and still want to read, the Internet is a beautiful place. According to the wiki page, there are at least two more installments to come, scheduled for May 1st and June 5th, but there’s no real update schedule for the series as a whole.

Do note: they are graphic, gory, and sad, with a lot of body horror. But they’re really fantastic.

Beasts of Burden: Animal Rites contains: 1. Stray 2. The Unfamiliar 3. Let Sleeping Dogs Lie 4. A Dog and His Boy 5. The Gathering Storm 6. Lost 7. Something Whiskered This Way Comes 8. Grave Happenings

9. Sacrifice (Hellboy Crossover)

Beasts of Burden: Neighborhood Watch contains: 10. Food Run 11. Story Time 12. The View From The Hill (the one in this post!)

13. Hunters and Gatherers 14. What The Cat Dragged In 15. Wise Dogs and Eldritch Men

The trade collection for “Wise Dogs and Eldritch Men” came out a couple of weeks ago, btw.

“Neighborhood Watch” is due out in October and contains more stories than listed above (including the Hellboy crossover).

This is one of my favorite series ever and I’m so glad it’s finally getting proper collections instead of one-off anthology appearances.

Warning, though, the story about Hazel and her pups will *destroy* you.

Color Palette Challenge! Send me a palette and a character and I'll draw them ^.^

Feel free to reblog/use any of these for your own projects, but please don't repost!

Fandoms I’m comfortable with requests for are in the tags!

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Pokemon fusions need to be stopped (x)

💓🐙🤏🦑

The first comic is a response to how I drew that kiss. Supposed to be a stand-alone comic. The rest follow suit to the absurdity of the first one. ***Footnotes on cultural contexts are in the alt texts.

BONUS:

You CAN do deep squats, my friend!

I’ve seen a few of this guys vids (the pullup one most recently) floating around now and i cannot tell you how much i love them.

there’s so much emphasis on getting in shape and exercising, but it all just assumes that everyone can already do these exercises to begin with.

you need to build up your body’s muscles first and i will forever rage that PE/Gym class never teaches kids how

this man’s a pure blessing for breaking these exercises down to easier steps

That's it. I literally have nothing to complain about anymore. Everything is falling into places.

I am hyped beyond human comprehension and not just for the finale but also for season 2.

A sketch I did from an @adorkastock reference + some playing around with orange glow 💛

This is basically what my physical therapist had me do for my back problems last year and it helped with the pain so much! Also walk for at least thirty minutes a day, even if it's just in small chunks throughout the day.

I love how while Corvosider is not confirmed canon, Corvosider shipping IS confirmed canon

the idea for this wormed my way into my brain and wouldnt leave

add in the tags how long you’ve had it! (also i don’t think you can check on tumblr mobile, but if you open tumblr in your phone’s internet browser & click account you can see it there)

stop using hospitals as horror settings

fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them

also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)

terrifying!

On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.

plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean

As an ex cruise ship employee, let me give you some stuff to work with!

Water tight doors! You get a special training video on interacting with these correctly because they will literally cut you in half if you try and go through them while they’re closing!

Freezer vaults for food in the sub decks - you can only get into these with the correct code and they have very thick walls. Good luck if you get shut in one of these just after the last round of checks bucko

There are cameras everywhere…except in the crew cabin corridors. Also there are no windows down there because unless you’re an officer, you live below the waterline. Day and night have no meaning because everything is in the same slightly unsettling yellow light.

Don’t piss off the guys who deal with the rubbish. They have machines down there that can crush metal barrels

As well as morgues, cruise ships usually have one basic operating theatre with all the attendant horrifying equipment in it

One cigarette thrown carelessly in the wrong place WILL start a fire that will gut half the ship.

When we’re pitching side to side, the anchor swings out and then back in, striking the metal outer shell with a noise that shakes half the ship

People disappear overboard more often than you’d really want to be a thing

A lot of cruise ships now have theatres on board (usually towards the front) with all the potential for dark corners, creepy costumes and electrical calamities you could want.

And as op says, you can’t really escape a ship in the middle of the ocean. Particularly during a storm, as then you can’t even evacuate to lifeboats unless the whole ship is going down. On the upside being on board during a storm means most guests hide in their cabins and the staff walk around like drunks, which would likely throw off a skilled murderer’s plans.

Takes notes

You also have the bonus of a corporate overlord who doesn’t give a shit about anything but profits and can be reliably counted on to downplay any disaster in an attempt to avoid publicity.

YOU CAN’T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK - Performed by Kylee Henke

Written by WalkingandDead

[DOWNLOAD LINK]

[LYRICS]

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond


Jade Harley, Dave Strider, They all play Sburb and end the world


Harelquin, Nanna, Bro, Mom, Dad, Youth Roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum, Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro.


Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade, Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain

Vagabond and Mendicant, Renegade, consorts, and denizens

Skaia, 413, Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit, Carapaces, Pogo Hammer, Sassacre


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You can’t fight the Homestuck Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom You can’t fight the Homestuck True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

- Jasper’s secret, Davesprite, Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend, Jack causes many people’s end

Black Queen, Nak Nak, stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

Robot bunnies, midnight crew, hey coolkid is this you?  


Lil’ Cal, babies, ecto-biology,

Apple juice, Pupa Pan, Nic Cage, City of cans


Doc scratch, Sn0wman, “I warned you bout those stairs man!”

God tiers, March drag, Who even is this douchebag? 


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You can’t fight the Homestuck Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom You can’t fight the Homestuck True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

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Exploring with Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta

Terezi’s nuts, Karkat’s a crab, Gamzee’s got issues with his dad 


Equius, Feferi, Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eridan in half, and Vriska is a badass

Shipping charts, sick fires, all the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, angels, all the Lusi get culled


Faygo, Recupercoons, Horrorterros kill you

Troll Jegus, killer clown, mobius double reach around


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You can’t fight the Homestuck Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom You can’t fight the Homestuck True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

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Matesprits, Auspistice, Moirail, and Kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP, dead Daves are the enemy


Green sun, Alpha-verse, Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

UU, princely tights, Guy Fieri is the anti-christ


Captchalogue Modus, and Strife specibus

Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer

Can’t outrun what’s already here!


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You can’t fight the Homestuck Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom You can’t fight the Homestuck True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

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Dream bubbles, Shenanigans, All who die come back again

Tick tock break heads, honk honk, scary wolf heads


Cue balls, magic dogs, the universe is a frog

Felt mob and fairies, Lord English killed Hussie


Troll cops, Thresh prince, don’t screw with the Condesce

Scale mates, rap wars, blowing up the tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream, echeladder, science beam

Cascade, Morse code, this fandom’s about to explode

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You can’t fight the Homestuck Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom You can’t fight the Homestuck

And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on

You can’t fight the Homestuck Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom You can’t fight the Homestuck True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

You can’t fight the Homestuck Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom You can’t fight the Homestuck True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

Can’t believe we’ve reached the end…I have a lot to say about TOH but I’ll save it for another post. Right now I’m just gonna upload some designs, starting with my favorite one, Titan Luz! Or Luzan, as she was called in the files. The way they animated her made me wanna cry (in the best way)

DONT USE THE PIRATE BAY PLEASEEEE I BEG YOU.

Use 1337x.to rarbg or rutracker, highly moderated public torrent trackers, because Pirate Bay has long been shut down, unmoderated, and cloned by some shady actors AND use Mullvad VPN (or any other vpn but mullvad is the best definitely) to protect your ip address while you torrent, bind it to qbittorrent and do not use utorrent anymore either because it is littered with adware.

OR if you don’t want to pay for a VPN, use direct download or streaming sites. Please y’all just take one pass through on the r/piracy or r/freemediaheckyeah mega threads to find whatever you want for free and also not infect your computer with Trojan viruses.

^^^ yes!!! Thank you sm.

If any of those terms made you go ????? and you think pirating must be So Hard, I wrote a verbose but easy to follow guide a while back for total beginners!