Oliver inspects a fake lemon

What’s the verdict?

Yellow.

homestuck culture is falling into the “just one video for old times sake” trap and the next thing you know there are tears on your face and 6 hours have passed

this video emits so much positive energy

When the bard rolls a 20

This is true lad culture

q: why would anyone wear a shirt with a zodiac sign that’s not even their sign?

a: if you know the answer you’re going to hell

But I thought I would be cute to wear your partners sign, probably would be better on a bracelet tho.

oh I’m really sorry to inform you that’s not it

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

By: miniature-calendar

The artist is Tatsuya Tanaka and he’s incredible.

Find him on Instagram under tanaka_ tatsuya.

depression tips™

Reblog as much as you can

Honestly the best set of depression tips I’ve come across.

Just look at this doofus. Sir Lancelotl just loves his bubbles

PRECIOUS BB

HE STOL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius

john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. “dean, i wouldn’t have given you this car if you weren’t going to take care of it.” “dad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.” “you’re right, son, my bad. carry on.”

in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes she’s in a prius so she softly whispers “this is bullshit. i can never go home.”

sam says “we’ve got work to do” and then steps back so he can close the hatchback

because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when you’ve got monsters to kill

a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.

I don’t even go here, but please tell me more about plot problems that could be solved if they were driving a road safe, fuel efficient, cheaply maintained car.

u knooooo dashew and pwancew and dancew and  vixen

comet and cuwpid and donnew and bwitzen

but do u wecaaaaallll the most famous weighndeew of aaaawwwww………

UWUDOLWPH THE WEDNOSE WEIGNDEER

My father says I complain a lot for someone who lives here for free. Whaaaat…?

I just asked him to rinse his plate so it would be easier for me to clean later!

There’s also this.

Holy fucking hell

And in other news, water is wet

Not like women have been telling y'all this since the beginning of time or anything.

I mean, yeah, at one point three years ago I was curled up in a fetal position literally screaming/crying/gasping for breath on my bed in my dorm room, so my response to this headline is basically, “No shit.”

No wonder women are so likely to ignore heart disease/attack symptoms. If something isn’t as bad as my cramps, I figure it can’t be that bad.

THAT LAST COMMENT

!!!!!

No seriously. There aren’t enough people who understand how important that last comment is. I lost my right kidney four years ago because of “if something isn’t as bad as my cramps, I figure it can’t be that bad.”

My. Fucking. Kidney.

Don’t force people with periods to internalize and silence themselves when they have cramps!

Can confirm “can’t be that bad because period”.  I had a kidney stone and it took me like 2-3 days to realize it wasn’t my period because it basically felt like that.  Pain is normal for women (and other people with a uterus), it’s part of being a woman, and so we’re much less likely to know when the pain we’re having is bad because we deal with so much of it some much more often than men do.  Pain is not always a “something is wrong” indicator for us.  

jesus. I never thought of it that way.

Every woman rebloging this

Yesterday my mom, my 5 year old nephew and i were hanging out, and my mom kept constantly using female pronouns and calling me by my birth-name. 

finally my nephew interrupted her to say,  “He wants to be called Ben. He’s a boy now. You can’t call him a girl if he’s a boy.” 

and right after that, she started using my pronouns and name correctly. i guess it kind of hits you hard when a 5 year old child calls you out, cause anytime i’d try to correct her she’d keep making the excuse, “It’s hard, I’m trying.” 

i am so proud of my nephew, i shit you not.

YES! on the fourth of July, my 8 year old cousin followed me around and everytime someone called me by my birth name, she whispered “Ben” behind me.

When I went home for my birthday this past week, my parents were using the right name/calling me Ben but using the wrong pronouns. When I gently reminded them of my pronouns, my step dad was incredibly defensive and yelled at me and said not to bring it up. The next day, (my actual birthday), I was alone with my 14 year old brother. I told him I was bummed, told him the story and asked if he wouldn’t mind trying to use the correct pronouns around our family to lead by example/encourage them. He was like yeah no problem dude! Layer that night, my mom used the wrong pronouns and my brother responded with “yeah, I think he would like that.” And looked at me and smiled and my mom responded using the correct pronouns.

This trickle down education bullshit clearly does not work. Younger kids are so eager to understand and accept things, and it makes so much more sense for kids to be taught and go on to educate their parents.

boop☝️

Magic  level 99999

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Batkids + calling out @BruceWayne on twitter

Bonus:

my kitten says hello

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

you really need to hit play you just really do

for folks who can’t hear it, this angel leans up to the camera and makes little nasally grunting noises

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

update:

Great update

Flash freezing some samples with liquid nitrogen!

wait. wait wait. they let you play with liquid nitrogen?

okay. here is a HILARIOUS thing you can do with liquid nitrogen and 1 or 2 bottles of shaving cream.

okay so step one is you dunk the shaving cream into the liquid nitrogen. completely submerge it and let it freeze. the shaving cream i mean. then take out the shaving cream. you probably don’t need me to tell you this but for other people, you want to use tongs and safety gloves so you don’t lose a hand or two doing this. now you have frozen shaving cream. what do you do with frozen shaving cream? well, first you have to peel off the canister so you have just the shaving cream floating free. you had to freeze it first so that it wouldn’t explode when you do this part. now you have a frozen brick (or two if you did two) of shaving cream. so what do we do now?

we put that shit inside someone’s car we hate and/or love to prank on.

as it warms, it will gradually expand to fill the entire vehicle.

oh god BLESS