intelligence is knowing the final boss is asriel
wisdom is knowing the true final boss is still, despite everything, yourself

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intelligence is knowing the final boss is asriel
wisdom is knowing the true final boss is still, despite everything, yourself
star wars fans really just make anything up
I’m not Glup Shitto-ing you. He has a sexstache and everything.
star wars heritage post
justin mcelroy picking the one thing we can't go "is that a homestuck reference" at for the time he references people doing that is very funny
like correct me if I'm wrong there's no equivalent for "a basketball reveals it is secretly a sports-themed druid named Elizabeth that casts Water Breathing for the party"? I guess we have sport(singular)-themed leprechauns that have time travel powers, at best. And water breathing is I want to say entirely genetic? I'm drawing a blank on people explicitly casting buffs on others as well.
my dumb ass sitting here looking for シェイケン
reading spotify describing linkin park as an "early 21st century" band and vomiting
at risk of normalizing/contributing to imperialism, perhaps, I just misread "US dollars" as an intensifier instead of a descriptor for a second, like US instead of "fucking", like "are you US kidding me" and honestly I wonder if there's something there?
"you're really US pissing me off right now"
"I could use a US break honestly I'm so goddamn tired"
my friend and i discovered the world of fucked up azumarill figurines
not pictured:
montechaigne as boothby, fourchenault as admiral paris
my parents have been having car trouble recently and I had a dream where my dad was working on the car at my grandparents house and it suddenly started ticking like a bomb in a movie so we ran for cover around the corner and heard a giant explosion?? and I peeked around and a bunch of shingles had blown off the neighbor's roof