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alarmingly unofficial homestuck account

@homestuck / homestuck.tumblr.com

shamelessly hoarding since: [bizarrely long into Act 5]
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intelligence is knowing the final boss is asriel

wisdom is knowing the true final boss is still, despite everything, yourself

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justin mcelroy picking the one thing we can't go "is that a homestuck reference" at for the time he references people doing that is very funny

like correct me if I'm wrong there's no equivalent for "a basketball reveals it is secretly a sports-themed druid named Elizabeth that casts Water Breathing for the party"? I guess we have sport(singular)-themed leprechauns that have time travel powers, at best. And water breathing is I want to say entirely genetic? I'm drawing a blank on people explicitly casting buffs on others as well.

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my dumb ass sitting here looking for シェイケン

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reading spotify describing linkin park as an "early 21st century" band and vomiting

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at risk of normalizing/contributing to imperialism, perhaps, I just misread "US dollars" as an intensifier instead of a descriptor for a second, like US instead of "fucking", like "are you US kidding me" and honestly I wonder if there's something there?

"you're really US pissing me off right now"

"I could use a US break honestly I'm so goddamn tired"

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just spotted this notification in my inbox from a few years ago

ah yes "my" submission, to myself, of a sketch of an incorrect interpretation of my profile pic

definitely not this unclickable username in the notes

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my parents have been having car trouble recently and I had a dream where my dad was working on the car at my grandparents house and it suddenly started ticking like a bomb in a movie so we ran for cover around the corner and heard a giant explosion?? and I peeked around and a bunch of shingles had blown off the neighbor's roof