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A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth.

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Timelapse created from images courtesy of the Earth Science and Remote Sensing Unit, NASA Johnson Space Center(ISS061-E-110520-111341 eol.jsc.nasa.gov).

holymotherofgertrude

texas-gothic

Y’all the captain doesn’t even tie himself to the wheel at the end. What the Hell. The critics were right, this movie sucks.

#last voyage of the demeter #last voyage of the demeter spoilers #and also someone survived????????? LAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!#i was really disappointed in this movie #where was the crushing sense of DOOM

holymotherofgertrude

edgar-allan-possum

If I have one complaint about The Last Voyage of The Demeter, it's that Hollywood has once again severely underestimated how many men it takes to crew a sailing ship. There were, what, eight guys on that ship in the movie? You're gonna need more than that.

holymotherofgertrude

zackisontumblr

souvlakigf

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

holymotherofgertrude

hjartasalt

penandinkprincess

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

penandinkprincess

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation

as! he! should!

I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.

holymotherofgertrude

hamvendor

thecraftgremlin

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

#8 quart air fryer #makes SUCH good fish if u use parchment paper!!!!!!

holymotherofgertrude

lizyard

#last voyage of the demeter #oppenheimer #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holymotherofgertrude

spockcoded

thoughts on oppenheimer

did cillian murphy get lip filler
josh of drake and josh on the nukes Ok I guess if it had to be one of them
manic pixie pugh
if they want me to believe this gentleman is a womanizer why did they cast a fey little shaft of wheat
forgot rdj has the power to slay so ferociously
mad it’s so much better than barbie. ms gerwig I’m going to make u into pasta
oh it's that fuckin guy whats he called. he was in that thing. oh look its that other fucking guy
(hi barbie voice) hi einstein
hearing damage

#oppenheimer #agree on all points #except the actual oppenheimer was in fact a lil shaft of wheat. and he did indeed get mad bitches #he reportedly averaged abt 130 lbs but dropped down to like 110 during the manhattan project #very charismatic and cocky man. that's probably how he did it.

holymotherofgertrude

rubeum-et-nigrum

so mad right now. i went into oppenheimer expecting to have a problem with it. but i didn't. it really is that good. also a lot of the criticism it's been getting online does not apply guys. watch the movie before u start yelling.

edit: i mean of course Nolan can't write a woman, but i already knew that.

#oppenheimer #i keep saying it #WATCH! THE! MOVIE!!!#if you still take issue with it i will HAPPILY discuss

holymotherofgertrude

gay-mafia-stickball

IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY i liked oppenheimer better than i liked barbie IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

#mood #i wake up in a cold sweat every morning with this exact post ringing in my ears #oppenheimer

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

bringing this back because this is the funniest part of a 38 minute video that got copyright striked and took down this girls entire channel

holymotherofgertrude

pointnclick

angiethewitch

having a husband who is a forensic science student who does nothing but study skeletons all day is ridiculous because we were in the middle of doing...adult....stuff....and he suddenly just grabbed my head and said "oh my god, you know you've got a healed skull fracture here?!" like WHAT do you MEAN I have a HEALED SKULL FRACTURE???