*eyes snap open in the middle of the night*

Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time

*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.

*seventh chakra ignites* elastigirl thicc

A classic

~Socrates

“I know no one cares, but this is illegal.”

When everybody is proud of you, but in ur mind you're not doing enough...

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Reblog if you’re STD FREE

Hopefully this gets a lot of Reblogs.

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

Same energy

You’re a good man with a good heart. And it’s hard for a good man to be king.

Me: Come sit on my face bae. Her: You know I’m not small right?! Me: You know I ain’t no bitch right?!

😂😂😂 wya?

lmaooo. 🤷🏽‍♀️ if you can handle the pressure then what’s the problem 😂

Stop playing with me 👅👅👅

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

When your mate’s snoring too loud…

“He’s been snoring for hours and I can’t get to sleep… What I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna hit him with this pillow…OK?”

“Fuck! Fuck Jacob get fucking down. I’ve been fuckin’ shot”

[Laughter]

“JACOB”

Imagine your otp

Bless

She also has probably the most natural and healthy body shape out of all Disney girls, she has rolls on her belly for heavens sake!!! Healthy body representation!!

Hugh Jackman and Dafne Keen accept the MTV Movie Award for Best Duo for Logan