he is becoming self aware

“why must I be like that? why must I chase the cat?”

he sleeve too big for he gotdamn arms!

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

“if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich”

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

Shameless 6x12

I want this tattooed on me

A little louder for those in the back.

This THIS THIS THIS.

This is why people keep quiet about their mental illnesses…and why we need to speak up.

summer looks  ☀️

this post is ruining my life

Decadence

reasons why the English language sucks: colonel

Rigby is a big fan of Cheetos…

“who ARE you” 

Tough call. 

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS