petition for a Fire Saga spin-off where Will Ferrell’s character is off-screen the whole time and it’s just Alexander, Mita, and Sigrit fucking around in Greece, making music together, and maybe even raising Lars and Sigrit’s kid together. I adore those characters more than was likely intended, and obviously I love a good dumb Will Ferrell movie, but I’d love to see them in another context. it could still be a comedy!! but it wouldn’t have to have any of Ferrell’s uncomfortable sexual humor and could fully lean into the friendship between those three characters.

Yes please I NEEED this

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PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

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geometricdeathtrap

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

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trenzalord

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

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Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

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fullofsinfullust

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

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askthegrandhighboob

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

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sparklefairydust

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

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youkoofthelovespot

Please spread this information!

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the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

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rootintootinrasputin

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

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Shared before, but sharing again.

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cvs-store

this isnt my blog type but its really important

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otomeboyimagines

Please be aware and be careful. These can harm people, pets, property and wildlife.

If you see one, keep your distance and wait for it to go off on its own.

My brother delt with one by putting a large metal bowl over it, but that’s extremely dangerous as well.

Be safe please.

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alicemadnessliddell

SIGNAL BOOST. I HAVEN’T SEEN THESE BUT WILL KEEP A LOOK OUT.

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handsomehugz

Repost this if you see it. Please. You could save someone’s life.

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when Shane Alexander Madej wrote “so keep existing if you can” and “you’ve got a love inside your heart”.... and when he sang “you’ve got to believe in yourself, even if you’re just a hologram”, and “travel back in time and murder pam (travel back in time and fuckin murder pam)”

i feel bad for the actual, real CC Tinsley, a poor detective who couldn’t solve the case of the sodder children, and now thanks to ryan and shane, when i google “cc tinsley” it’s fanart of shane madej in a trenchcoat and fedora

Ridiculous things that actually happened on BuzzFeed Unsolved:

  • Shane and Ryan stole a bridge from a demon
  • Called other demons of said bridge “horny boys”
  • Played classical music in a haunted asylum and Shane danced to it
  • Tried to summon ghost kids with a toy dog
  • Ordered pizza to a demon house
  • Shane also invited Satan to hang out at said asylum
  • Did a seance after looking it up on wikihow 
  • Shane sprawled on his back on a pentagram drawn on the floor and shouted “ROCK AND ROLL, BUCKAROO” 
  • Tried luring Bigfoot with beer 
  • Ryan screaming bloody murder at a flashlight turning on and off
  • Accidentally lured coyotes whilst calling out for Mothman
  • Shane spending an entire episode visibly affected by bad hotdogs
  • Ryan making and wearing a tinfoil fucking hat 
  • Real fact #666 Shane is a sexual deviant 
  • The pair of them sat in a hotel hot tub with no working jets 
  • Ryan absolutely 100% convinced a place was haunted because he found his name in graffiti on a wall and a ball rolled under it
  • Dressing in shitty costumes in the middle of fucking Salem 
  • They spent the entire Viaduct Tavern episode drunk
  • Shane getting someone to scare Ryan in London Tombs while he sat and casually ate some cookies he found
  • Ryan being scared by Shane’s fart
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thisweekonbuzzfeedunsolved
Shane, sliding a photo across the table to Steven: I want you to shoot this guy in the leg.
Steven: This is a picture of you.
Shane: Ryan wants to take me on another roller coaster.

shane madej

  • believes pickles are safe to eat if they're fresh from the pond
  • apparently tangled with some demons back in his day
  • straight up claimed a bridge from goatman
  • wrote an epic saga involving sentient hotdogs, hotdog witches, time travel, holographic lesbians, french fries, and a chicken that is more entertaining than the entirety of the mcu combined
  • tiktok king
  • probably knows tom hiddleston's dark secrets
  • built a whole puppet and an accompanying theatre by himself for one of his shows